I am the "expert" tomorrow on the LA Morning show. Catch the live stream here - http://www.wnsiradio.com/. I will be on Monday, March 3rd from 7:00Am - 9:00Am Central Time talking about personality disorders. I was hoping one of you would call in and give us a personal case study.
I hate to disappoint you Jefe, but the the LA morniing show is LOWER ALABAMA, not Los Angeles. It's a small local radio show. They do have a fairly large internet following, and it hits five counties here. The website for the station has a number you can call, and they will give you an 800 number. Don't be idiots if you call. Just call in and play along with whatever direction I go. This good free advertising for me, so don't screw it up or I will tell everyone about that night at The Wharf Rat. As far as your Personality Disorder, well, you probably don't have one. Chronic Drunk is not a PD, neither is Paranoid Pervert or Chronic Masturbator. Call anyway, and try to act like you are amazed at my brilliance.
Just for the record, none of you missed anything. HotShot Branch from the Harlem Globetrotters showed up unexpectedly, and the show got redirected. It was fun though. I got his autographed picture without having to ask. Lucky me.
what you always wanted for your office, and autographed picture of a basketball playing knee-grow to stick on the wall for everyone to admire.
I listened to the last hour of the show. They actually kept you all on for a lot longer than you said. I think you did a good job but yeah, like you said, once the Globe-Trotters showed up it almost turned into a sports show. You all seemed to have a good time though. I though it was funny when he said, "Barry is the size of a full grown bear". I always thought you were making that up about how big of a guy you are. The host of the show was completely star-struck with the Globe-trotter guest and after he came on you sort of got lost in the shuffle it seemed. Either way, you came off as very articulate and smart and you should be proud. I wish I could have heard more from the beginning of the show but I tuned in late. Do you have it recorded at all?
PS. I would have called in but I know exactly dick about basketball and didn't want to make an ass of myself.
It was recorded. I'll get a copy and post it on my website. As far as being big, I am "down" to 343.....and some of it is still muscle. The guy that said that is about the size of a 2 liter Coke. He stood up on the couch to have his picture made with HotShot Branch, and was still shorter that HotShot. Thanks for listening though. I have a tape from the last time my brother and I were on, and it is pretty funny. I 'll see if I can burn you a copy.
I am already famous here. I mean, when I walk down the street women grab their kids and people stop and point. Thats famous isn't it?
Only if you remembered to wear pants. "Men cringe and women swoon" is something I've heard plenty of times, but ..sadly.. lack of pants was a factor.
