Nope. I made the mistake of having my annual physical last Friday. I walked into the Doctors office office feeling fine. While the Doctor is probing my prostate gland with what felt like his fist, he casually tells me that he has seen 15 cases of the Flu already that day. I leave the office, and two days later I start running a fever and have chills and all that. I swear I am not going to walk back in a Doctor's office again unless I'm already sick. BTW - It's 4:54 AM here, and I can't sleep. Being sick sucks.
Well if you caught it there it was probably on the doorknob and then you took your hand and rubbed your face unless someone coughed or sneezed directly in your face. You should have washed your hands. The flu sucks so hard you should just get your flu shot every year.
If Karma was real I would you and I would be married right now. (You deserve the reward, and I deserve the punishment.)
Buy a bunch of little bottles of Purrel. I use it a lot in school when my classes are over, especially since I only have a 15 min lunch break, I cant afford to go to the bathroom to wash my hands, or Ill be late for my next class after I eat. I havent been sick in like 2-2.5 yrs, I think all this stuff I do is helping.
If I don't feel better soon I'm going to kill myself. The following is my last will and testament. 1. To Schmed, I leave all my size 13 tube socks, and the five tickets I have to the Flogging Molly concert on March 9th. 2. To Dwaine, my Lithium-Ion powered Sawzall with the built in light, and all my Vietnam surplus body bags. 3. To Jefe, my collection of A/A chips. 4. For Nauseus, my Physicians Desk Reference. 5. Major, you get the digital four track mini disk recorder that I never learned how to use, and the key to the back door of your house. 6. Joe gets my password to the secret New Republican website. 7. Nursey gets my most prized possession - my 6/0 Penn Senator Saltwater Reel, and ultra stiff graphite rod. I want to die knowing that Nursey will finally have the Stiff Rod she always wanted. 8. To Dan, I leave a backstage pass to my funeral. That way you won't have to stand in line to kiss my ass. 9. Reizvolles, I leave you my treadmill. I am sure the "one year after marriage" hip spread has started. 10. To Checkmate, umm, what do you give a guy that has everything? 11. To the rest of you - I'm bored now, and the Nyquil is starting to take effect. See you later, maybe.
Ahve not lost your sense of humor yet, Drink a lot of fluids and drink a half large bottle of nyquil 15 hours later when you wake up you will be fine.... or was that for a fever?
Yeah, my doc just uses cologne. He puts a red, silk scarf over the lights too while he performs the 'procedure' and Barry White is always playing in the background. I always thought that was normal.
You'll regret it, but you'll probably live. I'm sorry. What is an A/A chip? I'm too drunk to Google it right now.
Wait. What do you hope was sarcasm. Barry's will or the comment about the AA chip? I figured it out. AA. I've had that for years. http://www.aaa.com
Barry's not retired, he's retarded. And I think it's great you let him sit at the table with everyone else....
I resemble that remark. ...and I left you out of my will on purpose. I mean, heck, what do you give a Bulldog fan that he doesn't already have? You need humility, compassion, and an offensive coordinator. I currently am out of all three.
