*smooch* i did something bad... my aunt and neighbors were all talking about "cleaning out your stomach with laxatives" so i thought about trying it. i got some of that magnesium citrate liquid and drank it... and now i think i am gonna puke.
Laxatives tend to work on the other end of the pipeline... not so much the stomach. If you want to clean out your stomach, try this concoction: Polyethylene glycol 3350 60.00 Sodium chloride 1.46 Potassium chloride 0.745 Sodium bicarbonate 1.68 Sodium sulfate 5.68 (Measurments are in grams/liter)
Disorder: i posted the kitten on fugly, but not on my homepage. Lomo: are u fucking trying to kill me?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana: Disorder: i posted the kitten on fugly, but not on my homepage.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no I meant in the mail baby
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MEK: hmmm... won't there be a problem with the postal service???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> not if you dice it up real small and then threaten the postal workers with a "that was my last victim, post it or you'll be next" kinda comment.. anyway, i need it diced, it would take some of the hassle out of cooking...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: no I meant in the mail baby<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm... won't there be a problem with the postal service??? i mean, i can dip the goods in alcohol for temporary preservation, but i think that wont last long. what would the ppl say if they found a stinky, dripping package?
Well I usualy tell girls to get a wash when their packages are stinky and dripping, and there's no waiting till morning to do it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote "Hey Irv - that weird chick from Texas is passing around animal corpses...must be off her meds again."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana: Lomo: are u fucking trying to kill me? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *recites the White Zombie dub from Welcome to planet motherfucker (Psychoholic Slag)* "I never try anything... I just do it. Wanna try me?" Actually, what I posted is this shit they use to clean you the fuck out when you go in for certain preventative checkups and the like, it comes in a gallon jug as a powder, you mix it with water and drink the whole thing the day before you go in for the test... It tastes like shit, too... Only the best for my little bitch! Enjoy!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: *cue AzN*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have no idea I are so popular! I no like eat pussy cat, meat too stringy for stir fry or BB-Q... If I up against wall, I take cat and put in crock pot for meat get tender.
Lomo: i am NOT your little bitch, and you just wanted me to get bad stomach cramps. Azn: actually, cat isnt tough meat. which proves that you are full of shit. Kuntlickerz
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana: Lomo: i am NOT your little bitch, and you just wanted me to get bad stomach cramps. Azn: actually, cat isnt tough meat. which proves that you are full of shit. Kuntlickerz <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, I was just trying to help. The stomach cramps were an 'added bonus' of sorts... As for your 'cat comment,' I have but one question... Eat pussy often?
Lomo, you really want me to hurt you, dont you? just give me your address and we will pay you a visit
