Survey: Guys, Pick Your Favorite TITS

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Emetic, Nov 7, 2001.

  1. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Let's conduct an experiment, shall we?

    The following collage contains a variety of hooters. Please review at your leisure. Take your time - there's no hurry.



    Now, please consider the following questions carefully and answer honestly:

    1) If you could have one set of hooters for just *one night* to do with as you please (attached to a partner, of course), which would be your 3 favorite sets (in descending order of preference)?
    2. If instead you were to have these hooters for an extended, indefinite period (min: 1 year, max: life), which would be your 3 favorites (again, in descending order)?


    Response Matrix example:
    1-D,G,B
    2-G,B,D


    After a suitably large sample population has responded (to which I'll then add my own), I'll analyze the results and report my findings.

    Oh, and any lesbians and female bis are also invited to participate.
     
  2. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    Oh, this is easy...

    #1. L, because they are the most prepubescent looking (and I think we all agree, the younger the better)..
    #2. A, because they are the most unnatural looking (now I have two excuses to chop off her tits after I am finished with her!).
    #3. Probably G, because they are the most proportionate (it will feel like I am fondling a mannequin...memories of elementary school are coming back already..)
     
  3. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:

    2. If instead you were to have these hooters for an extended, indefinite period (min: 1 year, max: life), which would be your 3 favorites (again, in descending order)?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh shit, the other question...well, the answers are the same, anyway, and so are the reasons.
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    E I and G. I just love those little rasberry nips.
     
  5. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    WD, Should I presume that response stands for both questions?

    Mine:

    1. B, K, L
    2. G, F, J
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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  7. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus New Member

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    Ok, I'll play along...

    G, C, L

    G, J, F
     
  8. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    B-E-G
    I prefer tits to be proportionate, and i definately don't like nipples the size of dinner plates or those ones that you choke on when she's riding you and stuffs em down your throat.
     
  9. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Alright, what about the rest of yous?

    Cherry?
    Disorder?
    IMC?
    Lomo?
    Pimp?
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally pondered by Emetic:
    ...answer honestly:

    1) If you could have one set of hooters for just *one night* to do with as you please (attached to a partner, of course), which would be your 3 favorite sets (in descending order of preference)?
    2. If instead you were to have these hooters for an extended, indefinite period (min: 1 year, max: life), which would be your 3 favorites (again, in descending order)?

    Response Matrix example:
    1-D,G,B
    2-G,B,D


    After a suitably large sample population has responded (to which I'll then add my own), I'll analyze the results and report my findings.

    Oh, and any lesbians and female bis are also invited to participate.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    1-A,B,G
    2-G,B,E

    Coincidentally, E looks like Drew Barrymore's tits...
     

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