my new fetish....

I like to steal little (between the ages of 4 and 6) girls, then dress them up like Billy Ray Cirus, then make them sing "achy Breaky Heart" at gunpoint, and jerk-off on them at the same time...

Is that so wrong? I just want to be loved damnit!!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
I like to steal little (between the ages of 4 and 6) girls, then dress them up like Billy Ray Cirus, then make them sing "achy Breaky Heart" at gunpoint, and jerk-off on them at the same time...

Is that so wrong? I just want to be loved damnit!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It is wrong...having a fetish for mullet hairdos is just plain wrong, IMC!!!!!

 

Actually, if I remember correctly, I went out with a woman who had a mullet hairdo once...that was my experience in the South.

 

Finally, the truth about Jon Benet Ramsey. I feel closure at last.

 

"Achy Breaky Heart" {shudder}

You are twisted.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
"Achy Breaky Heart" {shudder}

You are twisted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

IMC, if it is any comfort, I like to masturbate to the "Fish Heads" song.

 

IMC: why dont you video tape yourself performing your fetish and post it on fugly?

 

fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Erotically sung by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, just keep that up IMC...let me grab a schoolgirl, a condom, and an Archie comic, and I'm all set.

 

I feel dirty just from reading this thread. But maybe I need a shower,it has been 4 days....

 

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So do you favor Veronica, or Betty?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by White Devil:
I need a shower,it has been 4 days....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, that's something to brag about.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Yeah, that's something to brag about. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Unfortunately, for some it is. Sort of makes me wish hazing was more prevalent in civilian life. Christ knows there have been times when I'd have liked nothing better than to form a posse and jump some skank ass gutter punks with a can of Lysol and some pillowcases of bar soap.

Scentsorship now!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
So, do you favor Veronica or Betty?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My big fantasy is Veronica as a dominatrix, and Betty being her slave. Just imagine Veronica dressed up in leather and latex, whipping Betty while she is in bondage...

 

So far, the closest thing I found to Erotic Archie comics is "Becky & Monica"..

 

Come off it! You prefer the cartoon Richie Cunningham don't you?

 

"Richie Cunningham"...that could easily be a porn star's name, too.