Sex dream

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fat-N-Sassy, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. Fat-N-Sassy

    Fat-N-Sassy New Member

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    I had a sexual dreem about my femail doctur. Not a lesbeon dream. It's the male doctur that checks my sex orgins.

    Dwaine, wut do you think it meens?
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it means that your gold krylon spraypaint addiction is starting to pay off in dividends
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I see my gyno out sometimes and it makes me feel a little strange. I saw him at Walmart once or twice and the pet store. I always try to look away, but it's not like he'd know my face anyway.
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

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    The first time I met the man who delivered my first child, he was examining my wife. I would have shaken his hand but it was wrist-deep in her birth canal. I don't know if I could be around her GYN socially. I wouldn't want to get into talking "shop." (Okay, I would)
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Giving birth has to fucking suck. I could never put myself through that.
     
  6. MAJ Havoc

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    My wife never broke a sweat. The Epidural kicked in (we're not Scientologists) and she felt no pain during the delivery. Of course, afterwards, there were some issues with pain at her stitch site but she got through it - twice.
     
  7. Nauseous

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    Oh, geez... having your taint ripped open and stitched... no thanks.
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    NSFW!

    I doubt anything like that happened to Tommy's mum.
     
  9. Fat-N-Sassy

    Fat-N-Sassy New Member

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    I ain't a mature granny get. Tommeh ain't bore any children yet. Perfaps I should get him chekked out?
     
  10. Icenhour

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    c section is the way to go .... then you have a tummy tuck ... then if you are like me .....about to have another c- section... then about a year later.. another tummy tuck...

    I may become a hunch back due to my belly only having 6 inches of skin , but oh well.

    but hey - my cooter has never been torn up


    Every time I go to gyno, and they tell to scoot to the end of the exam table ... I always feel like I have to fart. then I wonder ... are they thinking my monkey is ugly ... my first gyno exam the Doc mention my odd clit ... and I think about that every time.


    be glad you had a sex dream about your Doc... I had a sex dream about the teen with down syndrom that works at my grocery store.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    That's fucking funny.

    I hate the way they leave you wearing that glorified paper towel for 45 minutes before they come in to see you. Last time I went which was a few weeks ago, I looked down and the paper under me was all wet. I thought, "Jesus, did I just leak something out?" and then I realized that my legs were sweating on it, so I am changing positions and fanning the paper to dry it before the doctor came in. Luckily, it worked. :)
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    Please elaborate. Does it look like a cashew in a monk's robe or something?
     
  13. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    na... its normal... just big and I have small lips... in other words... my cooter is all weird. Post op trannys have a more normal cooter then me. but oh well- it works- its cute - fun to play with-

    and when soap and water are used ...it even smells nice. ;)
     

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