Thursday 12-13-07 I went to the mall to do some xmas shopping. I went to the ladies room to take a piss and while sitting there with my pants down... a woman comes in the next stall and sprays shit all over the floor and all over my pants and on my shopping bags. Pure liquid shit, slightly tan in color....4-5 big splatters on a plastic Sears bag (so no big deal) but my left pant leg had a huge mess on it ... so I am stuck sitting there... the woman leaves in a hurry ... and everyone one the bathroom is freaking out because shit and stink all over the place. I stuck there smelling shit for like 45 min, I gave one lady from the mall office 40$ to run and buy me a new pair of pants at the matternity store, told the size and she comes back with a size about 2 sizes too small. I rinsed off my shoes, threw my favorite pants away... went home and forgot a shopping bag with 85$ worth of stuff in it...... I hate Christmas
That has to be the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Did you at least yell 'What the fuck' at the mad shitter?
I yelled thanks... very nice. that bitch was in and out in like 2 minutes.... crazy... all I know about her is that she had old lady white shoes on... I think they call them "Keds"... what pisses me off the most, is that they were my fave pants... when you are fat and pregnant its hard to find pants you like ... fucking bitch. but I look at the bright side ... they are maternity pants ... and will not need them in a few weeks... ...but still . that was the nastiest shit ever.
This just further confirms what they say about how men's bathroom habits pale in comparison to how gross women's are. That was effing sick. Did you check out the aftermath in the stall she used?
it was cleaned by the time I got out... a bunch of people ran to the mall office ...they were on the scene pretty quick. But I had to sit there with no pants on... untill they brought me a pair. my fat ass had that huge seat indention on it... then I had to squeeeeezzzz not only my fat ass in a pair of pants that are 2 small.... but but I am huge and knocked up... so I am sure I dented my baby... I took a knife to the pants when I sat in my car .... they were soo fucking tight ....I just know he is going to come out looking like guy from the movie MASK ... seems like I should get a mall gift card or something....
Yeah, or a private bathroom pass or something. That is fucked up. I've been beside people shitting, and shitting and crying, but I haven't been beside someone with explosive bowels. That would shake me to the core. I would want the bitch to die in a fiery car crash on her way home. It's just fucking rude.
Now what christmas music can you see playing while this story was taking place. I'm thinking "Tis' the Season to be Jolly"
Would you expect the guys to get mad and beat him up, the guy just had the worst experience probably ever. Worse than seeing your mother commit suicide with a mothers day gift you bought her. I'd feel bad for him.
