I want to sue

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    the makers of this:



    See that water bottle thingy? It's cheap plastic and so is the house that holds it. It's next to impossible to get the fucking bottle out of the house, so last night I am trying to get it out by wiggling it and pulling it and the damn thing comes out with such force that my hand hit the top edge of the tank which is lined with VERY sharp plastic and it fucking cut several layers of skin off of my finger. (I didn't take the house out because she had all of her bedding nice and cozy and all I wanted to do was change the goddamn water!)

    I don't know how much is too much. I saved the skin by putting it in a damp paper towel and tried to stop the bleeding and cleaned it with alcohol and put neosporin on it and wrapped it all up. It hurts and I'm pissed. It's not even my hamster!
     
  2. Joeslogic

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    Feed the skin to the hampster.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    We fed my dads pet bird chicken. She liked it I think if she could really talk instead of mimic and whistle the Mayberry tune she would have said it tasted just like sunflower seeds. :)
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's sick.

    Birds will eat dog food though, so I guess they are quasi omnivores.
     
  5. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Or carnivoirs
     
  6. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    They work at amusement parks?
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    And give young girls the creeps?
     
  8. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Maybe you are not responsible enough to bear that particular hamster home. ;)
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Apparently not. Tonight I am going to cut it back and anyone who gets in my way!!!!
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Do you save scabs, too? Maybe we can compare collections sometime! Let me go and get my jar (it's right next to the ones filled with toenail clippings)...

    Seriously, though - smear some vaseline on the place where the water bottle makes contact with the house? Or... maybe file some grooves in the housing so it doesn't completely touch the water bottle?
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

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    Sure, Lomo always keeps vaseline and tubes near the hamster cage. Very Richard Gere of you, Lomo.
     
  12. TheStreaker1337

    TheStreaker1337 New Member

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  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    What can I say? I was a boy scout... "Be Prepared!"
     

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