Well my mother always got canker sores when she was young and my dad always got huge cysts. Woo hoo. Got a fucking huge one on my ass and a canker at the back of mouth currently. Love when you sit down and realize there is one on your ass too. Any genetic curses for you guys.
That's not a curse, bro. That's herpes. Take care to note that the affliction only affects areas of your body where you've been sexually active.
Overnight it popped and since it was so god damn huge, it got blood everywhere. I now know how a teenage girl feels when they get their first period.
I have too many curses to mention and then I have a few of my own. Today I have had vertigo since I woke up and it makes me want to fucking die.
The only difference here is that when a teenage girl finally comes of age, not only is Dwayne less likely to jerk off while watching them undress from the comfort and seclusion of the tree branch outside their bedroom window, but also - the blood doesn't come spurting out of a boil the size of a knuckle on their asscheek.
