What's the worse word in the english language?

'Asinine'.

 

"Skweeduleydoke"

 

"Anyways"

There is no "s" at the end of it!

 

Labradoodle

 

Affenpoo (Affenpinscher/Poodle mix)
Aussiedoodle (Australian Shepherd/Poodle mix)
Bassetoodle (Basset Hound/Poodle mix)
Bich-poo (Bichon Frise/Poodle mix)
Boxerdoodle (Boxer/Poodle mix)
Broodle Griffon (Brussels Griffon/Poodle)
Cadoodle (Collie/Poodle mix)
Cairnoodle (Cairn Terrier/Poodle mix)
Cavapoo (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel/Poodle mix)
Chi-Poo (Chihuahua/Poodle mix)
Chinese Crestepoo (Chinese Crested/Poodle mix)
Cockapoo (Cocker Spaniel/Poodle mix)
Daisy Dog (Bichon/Poodle/Shih-Tzu mix)
Doodleman Pinscher (Doberman/Standard Poodle mix)
Doxiepoo (Dachshund/Poodle mix)
Eskapoo American Eskimo Dog/Poodle mix)
English Boodle (English Bulldog/Poodle mix)
Foodle (Poodle/Toy Fox Terrier mix)
Foxhoodle (Fox Hound/Poodle mix)
Goldendoodle (Golden Retriever/Poodle mix)
Jack-A-Poo (Jack Russell Terrier/Poodle mix)
Labradoodle (Labrador Retriever/Poodle mix)
Lhasapoo (Lhasa Apso/Poodle mix)
Malti-Poo (Maltese/Poodle mix)
Miniature Aussiedoodle (Miniature Australian Shepherd/ Miniature Poodle mix)
Miniature Goldendoodle (Golden Retriever/Miniature Poodle mix)
Miniature Labradoodle (Labrador Retriever/Miniature Poodle mix)
Papi-poo (Papillon/Poodle mix)
Patterland (Patterdale Terrier/Lakeland Terrier mix)
Pekepoo (Pekingese/Poodle mix)
Petite Goldendoodle (Golden Retriever/Cocker Spaniel/Toy or Mini Poodle)
Pinny-Poo (Miniature Pinscher/Poodle mix)
Pomapoo (Pomeranian/Poodle mix)
Poo-Shi (Poodle/Shiba Inu mix)
Poochin (Japanese Chin/Poodle mix)
Poogle (Beagle/Poodle mix)
Poolky (Poodle/Silky Terrier mix)
Poovanese (Havanese/Poodle mix)
Pugapoo (Pug/Poodle mix)
Rottle (Rottweiler/Standard Poodle mix)
Saint Berdoodle (Saint Bernard/Poodle mix)
Schipper-Poo (Poodle/Schipperke mix)
Schnoodle (Schnauzer/Poodle mix)
Scoodle (Scottish Terrier/Poodle mix)
Sheltidoodle (Sheltie/Poodle mix)
Shepadoodle (German Shepherd/Standard Poodle mix)
Shih-Poo (Shih-Tzu/Poodle mix)
Springerdoodle (English Springer Spaniel/Poodle mix)
Weimardoodle (Weimaraner/Poodle mix)
Westiepoo (Westie/Poodle mix)
Whoodles (Soft Coated Wheaton Terrier/Poodle mix)
Yorkipoo (Yorkie/Poodle mix)

 

Do you know how awesome you are?

 

Why does the poor old poodle get fucked by everything?

 

I mean, just look at it. you see one, and you instinctively just mutter, "fuck that piece of shit little dog"

 

thats almost as bad as 'anyhoo'

 

Yeah, and "for reals".

That makes me feel stabby and punchy.

 

In the deep south people say "everwho" for "whoever".

Not everybody and not all the time...but enough to get on my nerves.

 

pacific.


Example,

"Could you be more pacific? I'm not sure what I should be doin"

 

Libary.

"I went to the libary and they didn't have it."

 

stupid double post

 

ooh Foilage theres an annoying one

I always hate the way some people say alu-min-um for aluminium

 

Most Americans don't say it, al-a-min-e-um because we spell it, aluminum, not aluminium.

It’s clear that the shift in the USA from –ium to –um took place progressively over a period starting in about 1895, when the metal began to be widely available and the word started to be needed in popular writing. It is easy to imagine journalists turning for confirmation to Webster’s Dictionary, still the most influential work at that time, and adopting its spelling. The official change in the US to the –um spelling happened quite late: the American Chemical Society only adopted it in 1925, though this was clearly in response to the popular shift that had already taken place. The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) officially standardised on aluminium in 1990, though this has done nothing, of course, to change the way people in the US spell it for day to day purposes.

I say it al-a-min-e-um because it confuses people and I think it is fun to say it that way.

 

"for serious"
"that's so jokes(, yo)"
"un-know-in" for unknown

 

I hate extraneous prepositions. Like having both "is" and "at" in a sentence with only one object! "Where is Doug at?" AAAARRGH.

I also hate when people spell "voila" "wa-la". If you don't know how to spell it, you shouldn't use it. and "baited breath". Fuckers.

 

I hate some people's hates. For example, I know someone who hates it when people say they're going to the "coast". He goes off on these rants about how it sounds stupid and pretentious and they should just say "beach". Every time he does it I have to grit my teeth and refrain from punching him in the face. There are beaches at the river, and beaches at the ocean, and they are two totally different things, BESIDES WHICH you can visit the ocean and never set foot on a beach, so how else are people supposed to differentiate? By saying "I'm going to the oceanside"? Oh yeah, that doesn't sound way more stupid and pretentious than just saying "coast".

 

I knew a guy who used to always say aluminuminum and then get pissed because he knew better but it just always rolled out that way when he said it. Then again he called breakfast breftis. My brother would call spaghetti sketti but only when he was a kid. Now I say it that way when ever I'm around him. But the words that hurt my ears are by people that never developed from baby talk. You know where the "W" is used for a few other letters. For instance when I worked as a mechanic this driver had a CB handle of Grave Digger. Ok 40+ year old men with childish WWF names was bad enough. But if you asked him what his handle was he would say. Gwave Diggewr making his voice sound gruff. Sad.

Now I see there is yet another gladiator type movie out there the preview has some guy yelling “I am Beowolf!” Now that will be one of the most repeated movie lines of all time by 5 year olds and other children up to the age of 35 that tend to not get out of the house.

I can see it now

“Hey driver what’s your handle?”

“I am Bweewol!”