Tommy, go to bed!

Isn't is like 4AM over there?

 

Nevermind, you're five hours ahead.

 

awwww she's so cute when she's humble.

 

I should know that. I worked for a company once and we had to pretend to be British and I had to work 8A-5P their time which was 3AM-11AM our time. It fucking sucked.

 

Why did you have to pretend to be British?

 

Depends on what the guy on the other side of the phone wanted. 900 numbers aim to please.

 

I knew it was going to go in that direction.

I only had to pretend to be British via e-mail because we were filling in for a .co.uk website. I was a scab if you will.

 

How do you pretend to be British via email? Did you have to post a pic of a person with realy gnarly teeth?

Cheers mate, I'm off to the lou.

 

Things are phrased and spelled differently.

 

Come on, throw a little bit out here then, let us see.....

 

Yes, humour us.

 

Yeh i can't wait to here this either.

 

I'm sorry, if you're actually British, you're probably too jaded to comment on Pukey's skills. Leave it to phatboy and me: un-biased and un-qualified.

 

i think its a load of bollocks

 

Good one.

 

It's not a big deal. I answered emails and spelled certain words differently. It's not like I'm breaking out into song here.

 

For instance, we call it a vacation, they call it a holiday.

 

I dont really mind so much about 1 letter like in colour, what I hate is the total inacuracy that is the word lazer (laser!) because it doesnt make any sense. it would be like changing radar to raxar

 

You spell laser, lazer? I didn't have to use that one.

 

us: realize

uk: realise