What happened to Barry

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JEFE, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I just think it would be nice if someone found a good torrent to be able to post it, or link it here. That way you knew you were getting a 'safe' and quality torrent. Instead of downloading 'ghostrider2006' and opening it only to see you were tricked into downloading 'ass smashers 2' (dammit dwaine).
     
  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    torrents have a legal use, its the illegal part that is the problem, and it does spoil it for everyone trying to share legal files.

    you can use it to get free demos or, if someone does create something, a vid or music, it can be used to share those things too.

    i recently downloaded a trial for RF online via torrent that was legal
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    He's in prison, isn't he?
     
  4. DarkShadow-X

    DarkShadow-X New Member

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    my friend dl-ed that game via an advertisement, he said it was terrible.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I suspect Bear Bertha probably did do 'a dirty' on Bear Barry...but more along the lines of enlightening Barry's wife 'Bugs' about some of the lewd, inappropriate remarks he has made regarding Bertha's exciting, middle-aged cock inflating abilities as well as disparaging comments he has made about Bugs' (menopausal) sexual proclivity* leading, no doubt, to some ungodly, explosive outbursts from the Swopes family home.



    *Example 1
    *Example 2
     
  6. MAJ Havoc

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    Or maybe she was jealous of you, Nurseh. You two shared much passion. Love/Hate/Love (more hate than love, perhaps). Who could compete with that?

    Who wants to cower in the shadow of a digital dominatrix whose verbose cat-o-nine-tails could reach across an ocean through a computer and raise cherry-red welts across the hairy landscape of her spouse's backside? Maybe she crept in an clipped the ring from his nose so that next time you tug his chain you command no more than a bloody booger.

    Perhaps Barry peers into the forum from a safe distance, waiting to see if you have yet sated your bloodlust on the likes of Grim and Lola having already drained Imp's jugular - leaving her rotting carcass strewn along these hallowed pages.

    Maybe when the smoke clears and the dust settles, Barry will tiptoe in for a quip and once again test these shark-infested waters.

    Or not.
     
  7. Nursey

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    You never know. And certainly, it would explain how he'd managed to escape his leash. I suppose it might be a tad humiliating hearing your stupid, fat oaf of a husband crying out some woman's internet nick in his sleep, but it's still a bit extreme. I'll get a steel/tungsten alloy ring for him in the offchance he returns, and make sure to attach it to a more elastic body part incase the demented old shrew tries to rip the whole lot off. If she hasn't already, of course.
     
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2007
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    I see Jefe hasn't forgot how to use the delete button. Maybe he could figure out how to make the site run decent. Oh well Vacation time til Jefe pulls the dicks out of his ass.
     
  9. JustB

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    Well it's nice to be missed. I guess I really should be a little more polite.

    I am currently extremely busy. This is a good thing, since I actuially own the agency and can't afford to waste time like I used to. Maybe it's time that Grim or Phat took over the Barry's Nuts forum. Jefe, please flip a coin, and change the name while you are at it. "Just Nuts" sounds nice to me.

    I still love/hate you all, but I really am covered up these days. Please feel free to call/write/drink bleach anytime you feel like it.

    Dwaine - keep the money you owe me. Consider it my investment in your future. If you happen to get rich, (or hack into a bank account) remember me.

    Scmed - I want to do a Flogging Molly concert with you before I die. Please keep in touch.

    Dan - Please stop acting like you are anything more than a wannabe. If you ever get a small does of humility, you might then be a good Doctor. Until then - spoiled brat.

    Phat and Major - You owe me a football get together. Since none of our teams have a prayer for the SEC title game, maybe we ought to just go see LSU dismantle Tennessee in Atlanta.

    Nursey - You would like me if you ever met me in person. I am actually not the complete dick you think I am.

    Pukey - You would like me if you ever met me in person. I am actually not the pervert/slob/geezer whatever that you think I am, nor am I creepy.

    All the rest - I am exhausted, and am now heading home to vacuum seal the 200 lbs of fish filets I caught Sunday and Monday. I'll try to pop back in eventually and properly insult you at a later date.


    Barry
     
  10. DangerousD

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    What the fuck are you talking about? I worked my way into medical school, I worked my way through medical school and now I am working through a residency. You don't even know what a doctor is. You are in fact the wannabe doctor only your claim on being a doctor is so weak that you have to try to incorporate religion into it to try to grab a hold of some weaker minded people in order to make money. I can't believe you charge $100 a hour for that kind of bullshit.
     
  11. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Team Feel-Good has forfeited the game? Is that what this means? This is very very sad. I had hoped they would have more stamina.

    There will be some re-organization of the forums. Please feel free to make suggestions.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    Eh... quit making me feel badly for labeling you. Of all of the above, I have only really referred to you as creepy and maybe also pervert.
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

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    Put a spell-checker in before you give Grim a forum.
     
  14. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    That will never happen.
     
  15. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    A spell check is a good idea though.
     
  16. TheGrimJesus

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    Right because people seeing a section ran correctly might make you look bad. Considering I wouldn't have taken a month to fix the database errors. But it took you a month to make them worse good job.

    I love cock. I am fantasying about gay sex while I tpye this.

    Also whens the last time you posted original content on them main site. Just shut the fuck up Jefe. You're a half hearted hack.

    Ansd I am an illiterote moron. did I mention i love penis?
     
  17. Nauseous

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    You really shouldn't complain when stuff is free. Over six years ago, I paid to post here.

    You really need to simmer down, now! :)
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    damn Ron, calm down.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I still think a hidden members area would be cool
     
  20. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Yeah, and i'm sure i called you much worse than 'a complete dick'!? I demand a rewrite.
     

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