Insult the previous poster -It's the latest thing since huffing gasoline all the k!!!

ids!!!! are doing it!!!!!!!!!

 

You are such a wad gobblin.

 

This thread isn't catching on very well.

 

Why don't we just play the normal insult Dan it's much more fun anyway.

 

Fuck you all.


Do I win?

 

Yep. You win a guest appearance on 'Take That Douche Bag', you are the lead in to Joey Buttuhfuco (however you spell it).

 

I knew the word, "douchebag" was going to enter this thread at some point.

 

Whats that smell? Pukey, did you poot?

 

Only "loose" girls douche.

 

Let the bacteria that Mother Nature intended do its thing.

 

Yeah, if you wipe it out, you'll end up with bacterial vaginosis.

I could never touch the stuff anyway because it has vinegar in it and vinegar is disgusting and makes me vomit. Just thinking about it makes me want to throw up.

 

"If it smells good, then somethings wrong with it"

Words to live by.

"I give them the Jaques Cousteau test, if I get to the belly button and can smell it already, I go back up"

 

I'd kick the bitch out. If you're stinky, you shouldn't be fooling around. That's just rude.

 

And I think you mean "If it meals like flowers" or something like that.

This was all covered in Nursey's "Deodorising Cunt Wipes" thread.

 

I think some females dont have the olfactory lobes to pickup up certain scents. I was with this one girl who asked why I didnt 'go down there' and I told her to smell my finger and see if she wanted to put her face in it.

My eyes are terrible, but my hearing and sense of smell are pretty strong. Its quite annoying at times. I am a hygiene freak. Not like Howard Hughes, but I have dumped very very nice people simply because their breath my stink from time to time.

 

Surely you've mastered the finger-poke followed by the embrace-whilst-covertly-wrapping-your-arm-around-her-head-to-sniff-your-digit test.

 

This is so funny.

I don't know how you could do it anyway without making sure it was washed off first. It's like a piece of fruit you get at the supermarket. You need to wash that shit off.

 

Easy! I like it to stink a little.

 

That, then if its bad you put it in her face.

Ditto on the twinge.

 

I'm not talking Dirty Sanchez, phatboy.