a few of you have PM'ed me abut the Wad Goblin, and want to know what it is. Well, it's the most adorable little thing!!! Well a few of you know, I used to manage a few porno stores in Raleigh, and they had the quarter booths in the back. You buy five dollars worth of tokens (25 cents a piece) and they show you one minute of a porno movie for a quarter. Most people go into the booth to smoke crack, fuck another guy in the ass, suck dick whatever, so the tokens are a front for devious behavior. well, anyway, a younger guy (early 20's) had come in and got his tokens and went in the back to rub one out, and all the faggots were flocking around , you know, fresh meat. well we had one return deviant, an older fruit (say 60's?) and he frighteningly resembled Barny Fife from the Andy Griffin show. well the kid blew his load all over the floor, and left, and at the same time I had went back to the supply closet to get some register tape. I noticed a pair of shoes on the floor facing up, so i knew someone was on their hands and knees. I kick the booth door open, and this old assed faggot was on his hands an knees licking the young guys load off the nasty, AIDS infested porno store floor. All I could do was kick him in the ribs in fucking anger and disgust, and yell at him. He crawled up on his feet, and ran, and I then blindsided him into the emergency exit, knocking him out the back door. I know I really broke his insides up, and I told him to never come back, you dirty old faggot. I can understand deviant behavior, but that shit took the fucking pervert cake. I mean is there any woman who is turned on by semen? Or just old faggots? Anyway, he was deemed "the Wad Goblin" and a month later he came back, and gave me a fifty dollar bill to let him come play homo games in the porn store. I am a whore and let him back with the other fruits (which we had given all nicknames btw). Still on occasion, i cross paths with these asswipes in general society, with their wives and families. I mean, if you are going to be a fruit, just be a fucking fruit.
The world seems that bit more special knowing of the existence of this quirky, magical little fellow! I wonder how many of them there might be, lurking wide eyed in darkened nooks and crannies...lapping eagerly at their most coveted prize of all...the silvery, sparkling goo puddles that have been deposited there by mystery 'donor' scrotums... *grabs baseball bat and heads for 'C.C. Bumholes' disco-bar*
LMAO we have one of those places in Little Rock. I went there with a chic once. We were looking at the sex toys and shit and just kicking it. Well she read a sign about renting a movie. So we thought fuck it. So we rent it and go back to this room that had lawn chairs and a bench. There were also all these holes in the wall. We start watching and laughing we notice an eyeball in one of the holes then another and another. So we are like fuck it and start fooling around. Then all of the sudden cocks started to appear in the holes were the eyes were. It was the most surreal disgusting and funny thing I think I ever saw. We got the fuck out of there just laughing and pointing at these fucking degenerates that would think that is OK.
I just googled, "Bald Gay" and saw some bald guy with his face buried in another guy's ass. He's definitely shaving his head.
Wow, you should make that entire story into a shirt, there is a good chance it would become a common phrase.
