<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: I mean last night i was in a chat room putting up avatars of dead people pissing myself laughing coz if was annoying the hell out of everyone else in the room, but in the real world i dont go round with a photo album stopping strangers in the street asking them "whatcha think?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that's a really good way of putting it.. but rationality and logic are wasted on *ahem* child of porn because she's a dumb fucking cunt who thinks she's it.. when really she's shit
Originally posted by The Artist Formerly Known by Some Narcissistic Boast: 1st of all fuck face... What a purty mouth you got on ya. Betchoo fit right in with the gang down on the cawnah. 2nd I dont know anyone that thinks that way. Ergo, using JoiseyWorld inductive logic, the same must hold true universally. Again he is not normal. It's clear that you're still worshipping at the Altar of Normalcy, supplicating before the God of Group Approval. Don't worry- you might start to grow out of it by the time you're old enough to drink legally. But if not, then worry. 3rd I never said death penality i said he would be shot or killed And the essential distinction between them you're trying to make is...? 4th Your just like IMC a sick bastard so i would exspect you to think that is funny. People like yourselves get no where in life. I do take that as a compliment, considering the source. But I'm sure what really burns your butt is that people like myselves do get somewhere despite your kind, charitable wishes. Or by chance is the source of your bile just projected anger at the fact that you're not? i was never hiding dip shit... Dip shit -- dip shit? Well, you... you are... you're just a... a... BIG DIRTY POOPY PANTS! i have a life Ah, more inspired prose And quite honestly As opposed to your usual bullshitting demeanor? By changing my name i WAS IN NO WAY TRYING TO HIDE, i made it clear it was ME IMONESEXXYBITCH...SO GUESS AGAIN I needn't guess again yet - you still haven't argued my charge, only sidestepped it: Why did you change your handle, if it had nothing to do with the roughing up you got in response to the spineless posturing you conducted under the old one? Hmm??
Hmmm I just scaned the forums really quick... I worked all day so I need to shower and whatnot... but ill start with this *chears throat* Q: How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? A: you wipe your bloddy cock off on her favorite teddy bear.... More nonsense to come soon... I love closed minded highschool mother sluts *ROTFLMAO*
where to start, where to start. First off, I have had a busy day at work so Im tired. (for the record I work at kindercare preschool, and trust me beating and abusing peoples children for 12 hours straight can be really tiring). Then I return home to read some drivil from Im oneswarmycuntoxygenthiefhumancontradiction. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Thank you, comming from a close minded whaite trash gutter whore, Ill take that as a complment <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote The fact that I am "I Murder Children", and you are not <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote no they don't. I am the exact same way I am in here everyday. People don't do shit except get offended and cry like a little bitch, Ironically just like you are right now. Ask IHN he has seen me in public, he will vouch for my actions. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Fucking hillarious... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Don't worry, I will.. I will try tofeend you whenever possible. Hook me up with your moms telephone number Ill call her tonight at 3 am and recite my article for her verbaitim (then ask her if she wants a donkey punch) <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote YEah I agree with you... freedom of speech just watch what you say huh? you are the patetic one here, and funny, everyone thinks the same way about you.. You get my vote for Ms. Censorship 2001, keep up the good work... Your Favorite pussy -IMC-
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Don't get married. Love is a fucking lie. Just keep fucking everything and don't worry about marriage.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can you say dirtbag
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Nope. Let me tell you something. I was the guy who never wanted to fall in love. I just ran around fucking everything that moved. Told them all not to fall for me cause I would only break their heart. Low and behold... someone touched my heart and I gave it a shot and ley myself open up. I stopped with all the sex and chasing women and settled down. I treated her like a queen. What do I get in return? The shaft. Just as I thought. Love is bullshit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Awww cheeze, you arent as much of a scumbag as I thought! You doooo have a heart
NO I don't have a heart. It was just crushed right before my fucking eyes. Nothing matters anymore. If anyone of you people has a fantasy about killing someone.... you can come and kill me. I won't hold it against you. I just really don't give a fuck anymore.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: NO I don't have a heart. It was just crushed right before my fucking eyes. Nothing matters anymore. If anyone of you people has a fantasy about killing someone.... you can come and kill me. I won't hold it against you. I just really don't give a fuck anymore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> times a great healer... just wait... the right girl will come along one day
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp: that's a really good way of putting it.. but rationality and logic are wasted on *ahem* child of porn because she's a dumb fucking cunt who thinks she's it.. when really she's shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fuck you Pimp im a hell of alot more Itthen you and your sick friends are. Just cuz I have an opinion of IMC doesnt mean you have to be a fucking dick. You know what he says is fucked up, but your "big bad tough PIMP"--god forbid you be a softy and go against your forum buddy IMC.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Originally posted by The Artist Formerly Known by Some Narcissistic Boast: 1st of all fuck face... What a purty mouth you got on ya. Betchoo fit right in with the gang down on the cawnah. 2nd I dont know anyone that thinks that way. Ergo, using JoiseyWorld inductive logic, the same must hold true universally. Again he is not normal. It's clear that you're still worshipping at the Altar of Normalcy, supplicating before the God of Group Approval. Don't worry- you might start to grow out of it by the time you're old enough to drink legally. But if not, then worry. 3rd I never said death penality i said he would be shot or killed And the essential distinction between them you're trying to make is...? 4th Your just like IMC a sick bastard so i would exspect you to think that is funny. People like yourselves get no where in life. I do take that as a compliment, considering the source. But I'm sure what really burns your butt is that people like myselves do get somewhere despite your kind, charitable wishes. Or by chance is the source of your bile just projected anger at the fact that you're not? i was never hiding dip shit... Dip shit -- dip shit? Well, you... you are... you're just a... a... BIG DIRTY POOPY PANTS! i have a life Ah, more inspired prose And quite honestly As opposed to your usual bullshitting demeanor? By changing my name i WAS IN NO WAY TRYING TO HIDE, i made it clear it was ME IMONESEXXYBITCH...SO GUESS AGAIN I needn't guess again yet - you still haven't argued my charge, only sidestepped it: Why did you change your handle, if it had nothing to do with the roughing up you got in response to the spineless posturing you conducted under the old one? Hmm??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ok dont sit here and try to tell me that talking about killing babies is normal! It doesnt take group approval to say thats sick and abnormal. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Your fucking retarded reread your last reply to me where you said..."I suspect you must be referring to your local Joisey society. Outside of that, free speech hasn't warranted the death penalty in over a couple hundred years." I WASNT REFERING TO THE DEATH PENALITY, I WAS SIMPLY SAYING..THAT IF YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT PEOPLE WILL BE AT YOUR THROAT TO KILL YOU..GET IT NOW? Where the fuck do you exspect to get? You will be licking the shit off toilet bowels for the rest of your life...FACE IT. Yea dip shit thats what I fucking said... D I P S H I T And dont question why I changed my handle...IMC has changed his numerous times because he felt like it. If I felt threatened or "roughed up" by the forum group
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote You want a fucking cookie? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Oh please you dont know me well enough to call me close minded. Im actually very open minded, but not to a bunch of dribble that comes out of your pathetic mouth. And I am not even close to a white trash gutter whore, I think you got me confused with your mother <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Thank god <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>no they don't. I am the exact same way I am in here everyday. People don't do shit except get offended and cry like a little bitch, Ironically just like you are right now. Ask IHN he has seen me in public, he will vouch for my actions. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are so full of shit. Im sure the school that hired you to be their kindergarten teacher took into consideration "the comments you supposedly make everyday in publice" You are full of shit And beleive me, I am not crying like a little bitch.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> You are so full of shit. Im sure the school that hired you to be their kindergarten teacher took into consideration "the comments you supposedly make everyday in publice" You are full of shit And beleive me, I am not crying like a little bitch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're not? well we do live in america. lets let the diplomatic people decide, Everyone in here PLEASE vote honestly: Do you think Childoftheoxygenthives is beng a whieny bitch crying about the horrible words mean Mr, IMC posted or is she just being a jessie Helms wanna be trying to censor free speech? lets let our peers decide shall we? Then I think you should be forced to wear there decision as your signature. (Ill also bet Sparky's life that if this is held up she will never post here again)
Ever-shrilly screeched CoRnhoLe Chile: Your fucking retarded...I WASNT REFERING TO THE DEATH PENALITY, I WAS SIMPLY SAYING..THAT IF YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT PEOPLE WILL BE AT YOUR THROAT TO KILL YOU..GET IT NOW? Nope, still in the dark. Please humor this retard for a moment and kindly explain the different degrees or states of being dead. Is it kind of along the line of being a little bit pregnant? You will be licking the shit off toilet bowels for the rest of your life... Nope, not my job - no need for it anyway as everyone around here knows to flush toilets after using them. You might want to pass the secret to your homeboys: "Psst - pull the silver handle & watch what happens!" Yea dip shit thats what I fucking said... D I P S H I T "Well I know you are but what am I?" And dont question why I changed my handle... Too late - I already did, twice. Not to worry - your clumsy avoidance of a direct reply is no matter now. Your transparent refusal to do so implicitly provides all the answer anyone needs. Are you enjoying your return to Fugly as much as you'd hoped? Do you feel yet the warm embrace of welcoming arms?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense 12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy. Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy .... SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times and THROWS it against the wall.... Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ?????? The Nurse chuckles a little toherself 'April Fools', she says... He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!! ---------- <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *chuckle* ...that joke reminds me of the time when i was I had to do a brief stint in maternity and "accidentally" wrapped a baby so tightly in its blanket that by the time i handed it to its mother it had ceased breathing and had gone an alarmingly bluey-grey colour...i then shrieked,ripped it from its mothers arms,punched it in the head to 'shock it into breathing again' and proceeded with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.Afterwards,the docile cunt was on her knees hysterically thanking me-and now gets her ugly,fat little bastard kid to send me its demented scrawlings on each anniversary of its birth/'snatched from the jaws of death by the arms of an angel' day.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Afterwards,the docile cunt was on her knees hysterically thanking me-and now gets her ugly,fat little bastard kid to send me its demented scrawlings on each anniversary of its birth/'snatched from the jaws of death by the arms of an angel' day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 'tis true.. the kid draws her a picture a week.. or writes a letter... and it's neurotic fuck of a mother sends 'em all in a big envelope on it's birthday... a whole years supply of kitty litter liner
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Child_of_ThE_PoRN: Fuck you Pimp im a hell of alot more Itthen you and your sick friends are. *ahem*.. yeah ok... you are posting in this forum... so it will be read by the denizens of this forum... the outside world doesn't count.. only the people who will read your posts... in this forum they are your peers... and you will be judged by what you write in this forum by those who read and reply... judged by your peers... that will determine how you are received, and determine the reactions you get from your fellow posters... you came in here declaring yourself to be so damn fine... so sexy.. It[/i] you were subsequently challenged and found to be Shit your claims of sexiness are full of shit and your personality is shit
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too: You're not? well we do live in america. lets let the diplomatic people decide, Everyone in here PLEASE vote honestly: Do you think Childoftheoxygenthives is beng a whieny bitch crying about the horrible words mean Mr, IMC posted or is she just being a jessie Helms wanna be trying to censor free speech? lets let our peers decide shall we? Then I think you should be forced to wear there decision as your signature. (Ill also bet Sparky's life that if this is held up she will never post here again)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was a weak reply IMC. I guess you didnt have the help of your little buddy Pimp to fix it up. Maybe next time the 2 of you should work together like normal. Just because I have an opinion DOESNT mean im being a whiney bitch nor does it mean Im crying.
