Yes, i'm a retarded, illiterate, Homer Simpson-esque redneck who is hot for/obsessed with you. I should have guessed my game would be up the moment a savant like you came waltzing sophomorically into the forum. Yeah, that's probably it. It was probably easy to miss, or if you did see it, it probably wouldn't have stood out in your memory. Afterall, "hardened, pierced pussied, squirting porn-butch" is probably what most people you know call you anyway. I probably missed it. It's not like you're that interesting. I believe i made a post about your staggering intellect, and your response was to steer the subject back to your needy cunt by asking me why i was obsessed with your genitals? This was in response to a "dorky" (as you put it) play on your nickname which i suspect you're none too fond of! I admit, i am a little overly enthusiastic about making people squirm, but no, not obsessed. Oh dear. She protesteths too much, m'lud! And it looks as though Barry's daughter is helping compose her replies now. Oh my god, like, why are you still breathing?? P.S. In future, just stick to the one liners.
Oh, you're back! Did it really take you that whole time to come up with another lengthy and unclever response? News flash, Nursemaid: I don't read your whole posts; they're unimaginative and tedious. Better get back to what you're good at... lactating for your brood of adult babies.
Extra funny is that you just replied to a post that wasn't even a reply to you. You can take the girl out of the South (as if anyone would want to) but you can't shake the stupid off her.
Oops... sorry, I have a hard time telling you and the other girl apart sometimes. I'm from Oregon. Different kind of banjos.
