All that studying is working out

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bluelola, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Yeah, I noticed that. It's kind of dorky, but then so is being on Fugly in the first place so who am I to judge?
     
  2. Bluelola

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    Yeah, it's funny in a Homer-Simpsonesque sort of way. I have a pretty immature sense of humor too, so I appreciate the effort.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I would never compare Nursey to Homer Simpson. I don't even know how you could draw that comparison.
     
  4. Bluelola

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    No way. Really?
     
  5. Nursey

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    So it's gone from 15 out of 15 for a maths test and talk of a physics degree to struggling to cope with a crumbie beginner's course at community college? Why the climb down? Don't be embarassed! I think it's super, Vulvy!


    Ok, i'll answer. Even though you didn't acknowledge when i last replied to this question. And even though you just admitted you are well aware that i often make a 'dorky' play on poster's names. But let's see...


    • You joined with a glistening, bulgey vulva (your own?) as your first avatar.
    • Your first thread was about how wonderful it might be to have a jumbo sized clit.
    • Your first 'joke' to me was about getting off (humorously...as far as i'm aware) on the thought of me 'thinking about your clit' (so great in fact, you had to tell it twice!).
    • Then you posted an actual photo of your monster bull-ringed cunt.


    I'd say it was the other way round, and that you are obsessed/fixated with people thinking about your vagina! In fact, it would take more effort to ignore your behemoth, cattle-like cunt than to seek it out (even if you hadn't taken the hedge trimmers to it in a good few months). And seeing as i'm someone who prefers to 'take the bull by the horns' than to 'ignore the elephant in the living room', your wish has come true. Perhaps a little more than you had bargained for...

    No, like most people here, i have a childish/immature sense of humour. You however, are developmentally stunted...like a silly, 13 year old girl who thinks they're being amusing ("sophomorically" or so moronically, depending on how you view it).

    Don't blame Pukey for the nonsensical panty dribbles you pass off as humour.
     
  6. Nursey

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    That was harsh. I'm sorry. It's some sort of adjective intoxication.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Wow - I haven't seen this much angst in a Nursey post since... well, her last one... ;)

    But seriously, you mentioned a picture of a pierced meat curtain, and I'd surely like to see it. Where might I find said picture? :)
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Okay faggots, post your fugly pics AGAIN!!!!! pg 67

    There you go my good man enjoy.
     
  9. Nursey

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    I wonder if Lola's getting off (humorously or otherwise) on the idea of Joe thinking about her clit?
     
  10. Joeslogic

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    As you can see it brings a smile to my face.
     
  11. Nursey

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    Yeah, because as we know, nothing brings a smile to ol' Joey's face more than the thought of live flesh being skewed, burnt or otherwise tortured or mutilated...and on spotting Lola's piercing - suddenly finds female genitalia a lot less uninteresting!
     
  12. Bluelola

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    Are you retarded? I mentioned struggling with my math class homework two or three times before starting this thread. I've mentioned that I'm 36 and have three kids... so if I'm in college it should be pretty obvious that I'm a late starter. Someone asked what I'm in school for and I said, truthfully, that if all goes well I'd like to pursue a physics degree. It's a long climb from there to "bragging", dolly. It's my assumption that everyone else here already HAS a degree.

    I probably missed it. It's not like you're that interesting.

    The clit avatar was one I found on the net looking at porn. It was, in fact, the very topical reason I started the clit thread. It's what I was thinking about at that exact moment. I don't have the kind of attention span for vulva-related topics that you appear to.

    Ew, my joke was NOT about "getting off" on you thinking about my clit! GROSS! I am not into you sexually, Nursey, so you may as well drop your obsessed fantasies right now!

    Whatever. It's still weird that you are obsessed with my vulva two weeks later. Internet topics wear thin after a couple of days for most people.

    Oh my god, why are you still talking??

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    ...Still? how long did it take you to type all that? It's like a yappy little dog that never shuts up. I'm going out to dinner now.
     
  13. Disorder

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    Well you know what I think!? I think that the area of the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the area of the other 2 squares combined, so there!

    oh and A = pi r^2


    mmmmm

    pi

    *drools*
     
  14. Nauseous

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    Why would you think everyone had a degree here?

    Are we in the MENSA webring now?
     
  15. MAJ Havoc

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    I gots a degree.
     
  16. Bluelola

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    Because most adults on teh intarwebs have college degrees?

    Don't mention MENSA, what a bunch of pompous wankers.
     
  17. Bluelola

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    Did someone mention pirates? I like pirates.
     
  18. zigger

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    butt pirates?
     
  19. Bluelola

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    If I can watch, sure.
     
  20. TheGrimJesus

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    He will let you so be carful what you ask for.
     

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