Who keeps Fugly a secret?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I do. I don't tell any friend about it because I don't want them here.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Freudian slip. I really only have one friend. Well, maybe two or three but that's it.
     
  3. Fernando

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    I'll be your friend, we can stay up late watching scary movies and eating popcorn.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Can we prank call people too?!!
     
  5. phatboy

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    I dont keep it a secret, I just dont tell anybody about it.

    Kinda like farting, you dont tell everybody you did it, they just know.
     
  6. Bluelola

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    I mentioned Fugly to my ex and he said "haha, I forgot about that place" which led me to believe that everyone on earth already knows about it, like Friendster.
     
  7. zigger

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    not a secret. i just dont where a shirt that says:
    Find me at fugly.com I am ZIGGER
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Don't but probably should.
     
  9. homer

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    I've told a few people but it is tough to compete against TV,maybe an American Idol theme would help,vote people on or off.Ah fuck it TV is running out of ideas anyway they are resorting to bringing back anything that worked before www.nbc.com/Bionic_Woman
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    I thought it was physically impossible to hate all of you anymore than I already do, then you go and prove me wrong again. Thanks for fucking up my safety barrier, dicks
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Well, at least you don't keep your feelings for us a secret. Thank you for being so open and honest.

    Now let's all join cyber hands and sing Abraham, Martin & John.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    I'll start...

    Anybody here seen my old friend Abraham?
    Can you tell me where he's gone?
    He freed lotta people but it seems the good they die young
    You know I just looked around and he's gone


    Okay... now DWAINE!
     
  13. TheGrimJesus

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    I tell everyone about fugly.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    She was so beautiful
    I HAD TO KILL HER!

    Tied her up
    And taped her mouth shut
    Couldn't scream
    Raped violently
    Rope tight, around her throat
    Her body twitches
    As she chokes

    Strangulation caused her death
    Just like all the others
    Raped before and after death
    Stripped, raped, tortured


    Oh wait, how does that song go again?
     
  15. Joeslogic

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    http://www.nbc.com/Bionic_Woman/

    Nice to bad I never watch TV.

    If you hired a bionic hooker though that would not be infidelity right?

    Hell for that matter would it really be prostitution?

    And what kind of advantage might there be with a bionic snatch?
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Your verse was about John. I'm not sure why they didn't name the song Abraham, John, Martin and Bobby. Guess it wasn't as poetic.
     
  17. TheGrimJesus

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    Bionic Women isn't a bad show. I have enjoyed it more then Heroes so far.
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I watch certain stuff. Not sitcoms though.

    And for the record, Nick at Nite is totally shitty now. It's fucking Home Improvements and George Lopez and stupid shit.
     
  19. zigger

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    I heard cavemen sucks.
    anyone watch it yet?
     
  20. Nauseous

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    It looked fucking retarded.
     

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