Sheets

This is gay, but if you are ever looking for sheets and you happen to be close to JCPenney, get these:

Studio Modal Jersey Knit Sheet Set

I have been a fan of jersey sheets for years, but these are the best sheets ever!

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/Product...54&Grptyp=STY&ItemId=124a3cb&siteID=210054841

 

Arent those kinda like the flannel sheets? Its too damn hot down here for those.

 

I sleep on a charred slab of birchwood, smoothed out by the gentle carress that an arsonist provides. For warmth, I use a woven cloth made of lint and pubic hair from the loocal VD clinic - it provides supple insulation from the elements while I'm sleeping under the bridge...

 

God, that was beautiful.

 

No they are super thin.

 

I've seen "T-Shirt" sheets. I guess they are the same or close.

 

The sheets we have now are pretty nice 800tc Egyptian cotton sateen, but those might be worth a try. The sateen ones tend to wrinkle, which I know is a stupid-sounding complaint but I like my sheets to stay smooth.

 

I got these....

Box of Kleenex is optional.

 

Yea, unless you sleep like a vampire they do. Thats the only issue I have with them as well.

 

Jersey sheets don't wrinkle. I can't stand any other kind of sheets. I used to buy Haines, but they quit making them and everyone else sucked until I tried these. They are super soft. My only concern is that they are so sheer that they will wear after so many washes, so I may have to get like 5 extra sets in the next year or so.

 

Clash city.

 

Males have no sense of colours.

 

After several years of trial and error I realized that if I buy all my bedding in shades of cream, beige and ivory, no matter what colors I paint the room or what color curtains I hang, the bed will always look perfect and cozy.

 

Just get MAJ in there. He'll give you a nice shade of cream on your sheets, I am sure.

 

Let me know what you're looking for so I can adjust my diet accordingly.

 

Are you hot, and will you blow my husband while I watch?

 

how come when you blow a loaf on black satin sheets, it looks like a murder scene? then you have to get them dried clean, and the dry clean whore is like "wow, busted nit on satin sheets, how's I guess?"

 

Try being a woman and having a heavy period one night. It looks like a crime scene. Gravity is weird.

 

1) Yes, I'm hot, fat people usually are.
2) Wow, intriguing request but, no. I'm still going the hetersexual route. But stay in touch, you never know.

 

Cruel how the "D" and "F" keys are so juxtaposed. I can't tell if you "came" or "went."