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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    What if you do it to the face, and not to the head?
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    She is messing with you Dwaine. You just feed it by answering.
     
  3. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    What do you know Baldy Barry? I have the North Carolina Swat team at his house right now. They are all in the yard, and surrounding his house as we speak. I am watching it live on Google Earth. I'll let you know if Dwaine cries like a baby when they Taser him.

    Stay tuned for pictures.
     
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  5. TheGrimJesus

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  6. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    He claims to be a 'bro. He didn't look black in his world record peircing photos, but hey, if the guy claims blood, he be blood. He does have the lips for it. The undersize pecker invalidates his claim though.
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You are much crazier than I though. Don;t be offended when I password protect my broadband wireless router tomorrow morning. And tell your buddy Chris to stop crawling over the ceiling tiles. No kidding. I'll have her ass arrested the next time I see her looking down on me.
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Wrong. Dwain IS black, but only on the inside.
     
  9. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Also, Dwaine has only one testicle but it's bigger than YOU are.
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    I once saw Dwaine punch a hole through a cow.
     
  11. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Or maybe it was a llama.
     
  12. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    "Innocent"

    !
     
  13. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Dwaine is a prairie nigger, you ignorant pudding-faced white trash slutcunt.
     
  14. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Please die. All of you.

    There is absolutely no hope for this place, is there?

    Please enjoy destroying this place for a while. I have a new job and won't be checking in for about a month.

    I've left it in some capable hands though, so don't worry. Nobody is watching.
     
  15. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Now thats funny. Barry do you work next to a kindercare? I thought you were supposed to be 1000ft away from places like that? :)
     
  16. ucicare

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    I'm serious. It's like a whole zoo full of monkeys have invaded the office next door. Dang college kids. They think that everything has to be wild and crazy all the time.
     
  17. phatboy

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    And what exactly do they 'do' that needs an office space? Is it cheaper than an apartment?
     
  18. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    What we "do" bOYFAT is print specialty calenders. My friends stop by occasionally, and we sit on the back deck and eat lunch. That is where Barry comes in. He crashes our party. We thought he was kind of cool and stuff until we caught him under the deck looking up our dresses. That and the way he always analyzes everything we say.
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    So would these 'specialty calendars' have anything to do with you, a donkey, and felatio?
     
  20. MAJ Havoc

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    Looking for modeling work, phatboy?
     

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