No, not at all. Not SLIGHTLY, just retarded. Florida will jump on Auburn's neck early and put them into panic mode where their inexperience will show.
So whats this I hear about you and projectile vomiting? I wish I could have been there to hold your hair for you.........
Barry is an ass. I assume he told Dwaine about the coffee shop too. I got to work today and there were cops everywhere. He has gotten obsessed with this "catch a crook" thing. I think I set off the alarm just getting out of my car. As far as my "projectile vomiting", well he is exaggerating a bit. It was really only two or three straight down to the ground pukes and a few dry heaves, and he was nowhere around to see it. He heard about from my friends. I just wanted to see if mixing strawberry daquiris, red wine, beer and orange juice with vodka would produce a nice rainbow plume. It probably would have if I hadn't eaten the buffalo wings. The chucks kind of spoiled the kalidescope effect. It wasn't all bad. I got none of it on myself, and very little on the car. I woke up Sunday with a mild headache instead of the usual throbbing migraine. That's a first for me. I think I got laid too, and I am pretty sure I liked it. I hope that throwing up my birth control pill doesn't come back to haughnt me. The G-dawgs still suck. If we had a half decent pass rush the game would have been different. Thats what Gilberry gets for running his fat lipped mouth. I juts hope we get better before we play the Jungle Tiggers. Where the hell were you Saturday? Barry promised me that you and Major would come. I should have known better. He left at half time, and I had to fend off all the drunk Auburn barely 21 year old rednecks wanting to buy me shooters. If I hadn't of had a few freinds show up,(and hadn't of sobered up by puking) I probably would have been a "parking lot pass me around" for the "mommy said be home by midnight" crowd. JESSHUS, IT WATHA FUN ETHENING
What do I have to do with this? Trust me, if i really wanted to fuck with you, I'd call you at Moore's while you were working.
HA HA HA HA.....just wait till next year and you meet the sophomore running back Moreno. With another year of weight training. And Caleb King, who is being red-shirted this year. It's gonna be ugly. I wouldnt have left at half time, but fighting my way out of Daphne Alabama isnt on my top 10 things to do before I die. Daphne is appx 6.5 hours from my home in Augusta, Barry got in touch with me around 9 Friday night. I did call and leave him a voicemail, that he apparently was too busy to return. So kinda like prom night?
Sorry. I didn't realize that you didn't speak English. All I got was a garbled breaking up mess from somebody. I guess that was you. Call me again when you are sober and have cell reception. We need to make plans to get together for the Auburn/ Georgia game in Athens.
OMG! Dwaine googled "Daphne Printers" and found the address that Barry's office is in!!!! I am going to die tonight 4 sure!!!!! Panics!!!!!!!!! Panics!!!!!!!!!!!
I google "Dwaine_Scum and find this http://dwaine-scum.livejournal.com/profile Hum.... Clayton, North Carolina. Hum....Date of Birth 9/9/74 Hum... pretty sure it's him....Bio: return of the bad guy (okay yes Im Dwaine the douchebag from fugly.com)
Googles - Clayton, North Carolina Finds Johnston County. Googles - Johnston County Sherriff Finds This - http://www.co.johnston.nc.us/show_form.cfm?content_id=1753&category_level_id=786&CFID=3312360&CFTOKEN=95152666 Send the following anonymous email - Dear Sirs, my little baby daughter is 11 years old. Today I found that she was being cyber stalked by a man known as Dwaine_Scum. Mr Scum lives in your area. His date of birth is 9/9/74. He is always on a website known as FUGLY.COM under the name Dwaine_Scum talking about raping and killing little girls. I and my little girl are terriefied. Please stop this monster before he kills again. Just kidding. Want to keep playing "scare the innocent wittle girl by looking up her job", Dwaine???? I can play too!!!!
It's 4:00AM, and I am still wide awake and terrified. Or bored. I can't tell the difference these days. Anyway - I'm a googling. I'll get back to you with the results.
OMG!!!! Searching the forum for Dwaine quotes is interesting. I thinnk I'll title this "Quotes from Dwaine_Scum that will likely be heard in court one day." "the meaning of life is the euphoric rush you get from committing petty crimes" Q: what do you get when you stab a 4 week old baby from pritchard? A: an erection. "Who says what is taboo? I just want GAS's (12 year old) sister to buff my pickle" "I was getting paid, and blowing nut all over the ladies room toiletpaper... Think of me ladies next time your two ply feels wet..." "Few things repulse me more than babies. The mere sight of one fills me with an intense disgust that can only be alleviated by the absolute destruction of the offending object." "Just once I'd like to run up, grab a baby by it's feet, and smash it's head against the curb as hard as I could. The look on the parents faces would almost be worth the prison time." "Even some criminals I know won't rob a woman who has a baby. Hell, they make the BEST victims. Just run up to her and knock the baby from her arms. She'll be so focused on it's welfare that she won't even try and stop you from taking her purse." "I'd like to go to a hospital maternity ward where all the babies are laid out in their own incubators. Then I'd fill each incubator with a different foul substance. One with piss, another with bleach, yet another with vomit. Then I'd hang out and watch the reaction of the parents who came to see their child and found it floating dead in a clear box full of shit. That would be great." "hey IHN, you've seen me beat, and mentally abuse other peoples children before... tell these people.. I hate the little fuckers" I really am scared now. Screw the Johston County Sherriff. I'm calling Chris Hansen now. And is Dwaine also know as IMC? What is IMC?
I'm at the office early today! I got a great two hour nap last night. This should be a spectacular day filled with frequent coffee breaks. I think the weekend drunk triggered a bout of mania. Either that or Dwaines threats to call me at work have me giddy with fear. Ummm...it's mania. Anyway, I did a little more stalking...I mean research.. on Dwaine. Here is what I found so far. Birthdate 9/9/74 Clayton, NC Johnston County 33 years old AKA - IMC Glassblower as a hobby Tattooes and piercing freak Used to have a website named tattooedscumbags.com Has a pit bull Likes guns Is in college for computer science has been arrested Last name is Pa**** Dwaine is probably not his real name. Or it's his middle name. Posted his cell number recently. (You can find it yourself.) I won't calling since that is harrassment. OHHHHHH!!!!! I was right. Dwaine is his middle name. It took a while searching all the Pa*****'s with just birthdates, but his first name starts with a T !!!!!. OHHHH!!!!!!!! and he has a criminal record and a DOC number!!!!!! I guess I am bored with this now, since I feel confident that Dwaine will stop this silly little game of finding womens personal info and threatening them now that he knows that I know exactly where to send the police to find him. Lesson 1 - Never fuck with the head of a mega bitch. They will ALWAYS fuck back.
Uh, what the hell does this have to do with college football, it's fans, and drinking alcohol in excess? You two need to get a room and get all that sexual tension out of here.
