Don't use them, Bear Bryant. Despite looking as though you might actually require them, being such a let-it-all-hang-loose, bouncy-fun-castle of a gal. Not that i've ever tried them. Daily washing with soap and water should be all that is required for a healthy, happy choochie that isn't being passed round the fat, balding, middle aged, Daphne, 'closed community' football club. If it requires anything extra to deodorise it, there is something pong. Although, many women who use such products probably only require them because they use them, due to the harsh chemical warfare they are waging against themselves. If people use extreme chemicals and anti-bacterial agents to cleanse and deodorise themselves, they upset their natural bodily defences. There are countless beneficial bacteria without which we could not survive. In fact, part of us is the colony of friendly bacteria which is an integral functioning part of our personal ecosystems, and using such petro-chemical industry poisons is an assault on our wellbeing. Like using agent orange to kill some weeds.
But nothing beats that "New Vagina Smell" you get from a box of feminine towelettes. Just kidding. I like the "scent of a woman." Hoo-ahh!!
Don't be duped! Now freshen up anytime or anywhere! Try FDS Pursonals™: Springtime Fresh Extra Strength White Blossom One might ask... WHAT CAN I DO TO KEEP MY VAGINA HEALTHY? There are a number of simple things you can do. Wear cotton or silk underwear rather than synthetics and change daily. Wear pantyhose for as short a time as possible. Wash underwear in hot water and pure soap and double rinse to make sure any irritants are removed before you wear them. Change out of damp swimming costumes or sports clothes as soon as possible after swimming or exercise. Change pads and tampons regularly (at least every three to four hours), but don't get into the habit of wearing day pads or panty liners during the day as they increase your risk of vaginal irritation. Avoid using perfumed or deodorised pads and tampons. Avoid tight fitting clothes like jeans, and avoid layering clothes. This creates a moist, warm environment that encourages the overgrowth of bacteria and yeasts. Never douche - except if it is specifically prescribed by a doctor to treat an infection. Douching increases your risk of vaginal irritation. A healthy vagina also has no need for a vaginal deodorant Avoid using soaps, bubble baths, bath salts, perfumes and perfumed talcs around the vaginal area. And never ever use anything harsh such as Dettol or disinfectants - even diluted, near your vagina! Always wipe from the front to the back after going to the toilet since this stops bowel organisms being swept into the vagina. Don't use perfumed toilet paper because it can cause irritation Keep your immune system healthy. Eat a healthy, well balanced diet, get plenty of sleep, exercise regularly and don't smoke. If you can, avoid things that make you feel tense, and try to manage your stress levels in whatever way works best for you eg with massage, yoga, or meditation etc.
My husband (that looks so strange to write) was trying to tell me that there is some scientific proof that semen blown up in a woman is good for depression.
Awesomely, this is true. Although the hormones in semen that apparently act to improve moods and increase the female libido are supposedly present only in tiny amounts, controlled studies do seem to indicate that getting your cervix bathed in hot creamy man-jam does decrease depression and make you hornier. However, not enough research has been done to indicate why, or even whether this is definitely true and not just something for the journal of irreproducible results.
And I can't for the life of my figure out why the hell someone would want to use deodorizing cunt wipes. Gross. Take a shower, people. Water is nice! And if you can't take a shower for some time, a cunt that smells like labia cheese + artificial floral scent is too foul to contemplate.
