What should you do...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Oct 21, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    If your neighbour is a big fat lez.
    She's not the problem (until she kisses you on the check when she hasn't before)...
    It's her psycho little lover.

    how the fuck do you tell her you dont want anything to do with her? with out sounded mean and getting killed?
     
  2. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    Why don't you tell her...
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i'm_a_wanka:
    Damn girl... your one fucking sick horney bitch

    wanna fuck
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Like you do to all the other women on here?
     
  3. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Well wank if she looks anything like this...

    u drop your drawers and be gratefull she doesnt break your neck
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    you need to become mean temporarily and kill that psycho lesbo lover, and while you're in that bloodlust frenzy, rip off your neighbours lips (so she can't kiss you on the cheek)

    you neighbour might be pissed for a while.. but i'm sure she'll forgive you in the long run.. because you'll have rid her of an irritating slut, and with the lack of lips there will be no chance of any uncomfortable pecks on the cheek to come between your friendship...

    hope that helps...
     
  5. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    Why don't you tell her...
    well i would but shes a fugly bitch...
    and im only gonna fuck one person on here...
     
  6. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    you need to become mean temporarily and kill that psycho lesbo lover, and while you're in that bloodlust frenzy, rip off your neighbours lips (so she can't kiss you on the cheek)

    you neighbour might be pissed for a while.. but i'm sure she'll forgive you in the long run.. because you'll have rid her of an irritating slut, and with the lack of lips there will be no chance of any uncomfortable pecks on the cheek to come between your friendship...

    hope that helps...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    fucking good advice... it does help... but what instrument shall I use to rip her lips off though... i only have small hands... and she is a big dyke
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hehehe! Damn i_d_w, that's the funniest signigture I've seen for ages!
     
  8. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Hehehe! Damn i_d_w, that's the funniest signigture I've seen for ages!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    aww...thanks
     
  9. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    aww...thanks <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I thought of it all on my own
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    then again ahe could look like this


    then i'd follow pimps advise at all cost
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    im only gonna fuck one person on here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Gee... I wonder who that is...
     
  12. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    and im only gonna fuck one person on here... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    and who might that bee
     
  13. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    what the fuck are you two on about about?...
    it's Sky
     
  14. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    Oi I aint a dyke!
     
  15. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky:
    Oi I aint a dyke! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    AWWW... don't tell me you haven't thought about it...

    I bet youd love it

    Just think... all the boys will wanna watch you
     
  16. Sky

    Sky New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    AWWW... don't tell me you haven't thought about it...

    I bet youd love it

    Just think... all the boys will wanna watch you
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    1: No
    2: No
    3: boys? .... MEN!!


     
  17. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    and who might that bee <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    only one 'e' sweety...

    shall I say you?
    can I say you?
    I will say you
     

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