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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Sep 16, 2007.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    The world as it appears in Nursevision...


    It just looks like the leaders of the first world being solemn and respectful.


    ...as it appears in Nursevision. A goat horned Satanist is joined by his lizard wife, a pig and a simpish demon.


    The handsome, 'medievil monastary' good looks of Michael Chertoff.

    Nursevision.


    GWB

    Nursevision.



    The extremely eligible Princess Beatrice

    Creature of hell! Oh gargoyle of doom! What foul and blasphemous act hath summoned this odious, nightmarish beast into our earthly dimension!? I command ye, Beastrice - be gone! Return to whichever sulphurus gas pocket in the bowels of hell ye were spawned in unholy, diabolical union.


    So there you are. Feel free to add your own examples of '4D' viewing.
     
  2. Nursey

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    ...Nursevision.
     
  3. JEFE

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    Nursevison looks to me like more drug-fueled, paranoiac hallucinations. Maybe you should take a vacation someplace quiet. Quit watching the news for a while or something. I think you're starting to crack.
     
  4. Nursey

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    What were the others? I don't 'watch the news' or any television really, ever. And don't worry about me, i might be 'cracked' as you put it, but i'm also very stable. You on the other hand might be wise to consider your own situation, before the formaldehyde embalms your brain completely. Sybil.
     
  5. Nursey

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    Pfff! That happened longggggg before anyone here got to know me.
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    For someone who doesn't watch the news, you seem well informed on most subject. Considering your homepage link is to one of those crack pot conspiracy sites.

    Also overseas coverage of the news is better handled then in USA. I prefer CNN international to most any news coverage. Because they do the news how it's supposed to be done.

    It's like I tell Joe it's OK to support something as long as you don't step to far one way or the other were you loose site of the truth.
     
  7. JEFE

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    I don't look at the television and see people morphing into demons, is all I'm saying. I don't think that's normal.

    Here. This might help. :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCWw6W5NEa8
     
  8. JEFE

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    Hey Grim, we're all having a good ol fugly buck fuck in the showers and felt you might like to join us.

    Whadda you say?
     
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  9. Nursey

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    And you think that's something to brag about? You're even more far gone than i thought.
     
  10. JEFE

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    You're only one person. If you put the weight of the World's problems on yourself, eventually it's going to crush you.

    Take a break. Watch the game.
     
  11. Nursey

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    What game? This is my game - this thread that you are ruining right now.

     
  12. JEFE

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    Oh, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I'll leave you to it.
     
  13. Nursey

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    Oh god...STAY then, but try and be a bit funny.
     
  14. JEFE

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    Ok.

    Q: Why are Pirate jokes so funny?
     
  15. JEFE

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    A: I don't know. They just ARRRRRR!
     
  16. Nursey

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    Faggot.
     
  17. JEFE

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    Scot.

    Since we're tossing around insults.

    So... who do you have in the Notre Dame game?
     
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  18. JEFE

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    Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
     
  19. JEFE

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    A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

    Bada BING!

    Thank you. I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitress.
     
  20. Nursey

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    American.

    And the Scots don't seem to think so. The most frequently asked question i get at parties is 'where are you from?'(thinking i am 'foreign'). And what was wrong with "Soul sucking, psychotic, she-devil, cum-guzzling succubus." It's probably a little more accurate.

    Quasimodo. Is he in it?
     

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