Friday

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I think I am getting married Friday. I just found out.

    Is 30 too young to be married?
     
  2. Fat-N-Sassy

    Fat-N-Sassy New Member

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    well let me the first to congrtiale you. tommeh make s a real good ring barrier
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    No 30 isn't too young to be married. But I would really sit down and make sure it's what you want to do. Make sure your getting married for the right reason to both of you.

    Not everyone gets married for love these days.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I just want change my last name. It's 10 letters now and is a real pain in ass to write out. :)

    No, seriously... I know what you mean. I'm not one of those people. I'm not getting married thinking that I can always get a divorce. I plan on doing this once and that's it.
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I'm the same way if I do ever get a divorce, I will just stay that way. I really don't enjoy certain parts of marriage all that much. Because I really do like to have time to myself.

    But it has other benfits.
     
  6. phatboy

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    You sound so enthused. Was it a suprise wedding that you didnt know about?
     
  7. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    Nauseous,

    Just for you:

    "There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the kind that needs time, but when the flame strikes...it's eternal, don't forget that."

    May your union be blessed.

    Cheers!

    Checkers
     
  8. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Nauseous I cannot marry you I'm already taken.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Thanks Checkers!
     
  10. Nauseous

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    No. Actually, we were to get married last Oct. 13th, but that didn't happen and I wanted to get married in early fall because it is my fave time of year (that and spring) so I was like "call a judge and see when we can go this month" and he comes back with "this Friday". So after tomorrow I won't be living in sin anymore. :)
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You are truly creepy sometimes.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    Just don't pull a Ferine and abandon us after you get hitched. Otherwise, best wishes. I've been off the market for 12 years and still on wife #1. That's really a tribute to my wife's patience, understanding, and underachievement. She could have done better if she'd applied herself. Oh well, good for me.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Naw. It's really not going to be any different. We have been living together for almost two years now. We'll just be wearing rings. :)
     
  14. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Yep, famous last words.... :)

    Seriously, good luck and congrats.
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Think of us as you blow him!
     
  16. MAJ Havoc

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    So, will you stop having sex right away or will there be a just sevenight before your legs close for good?
     
  17. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Congratulations, Pukey! I wish you all the very best. However, just a small warning in the shape of a wise old, Arab proverb: "Marriage is like a fort, those who are in want out, those who are out want in.”
    Forewarned is forearmed!
     
  18. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    She wont quit having sex, just with him..... :)
     
  19. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    What nutter is marrying a fruitloop like you, what are you exchanging instead of rings..straight jackets?Well i guess its better you marry rather than carry on fuckin your dogs, at least it'll give the male canine population in your area a breather.
    Anyway i hope it all goes well ad he doesn't come to his senses and leave you standing at the altar.Goodluck tart.
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Damn... That's possibly the most insightful thing I've ever read on the forums...
     

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