Happy Birfday to me!

It's not too late! My B'day is Sept. 1st. Take a moment of silence, perhaps during sleep would be most convenient. Have a drink for me. Dwaine, since you don't drink, mail me a shot of Jager in a ziploc and I'll toast me for you. Barry, leave my gift at the door (please no more flaming poo).

Hugs all around, peeps!!

 

Happy B-Day Major hope you have a great holiday weekend.

 

Its 1:26 am here, so enjoy the anniversary of your daring womb escape (no doubt on a motorcycle over the fence)

I will drink.. uhh.. when I get paid it seems.

But I am lighting a cigerette, I will remember you fondly as I choke up a mucus riddled lung onto the table.

 

That was beautiful. I now I weep.

 

I'll drink a Corona and piss on the seat for you

 

As long as you dont put any lime in the bottle that really pisses dwaine off.

 

Happy Birthday Maj, you sick fuck.

P.S. You do realise that you and Disorder would make a mean pair of visor-to-visor cock-rub-warriors, don't you?

 

Its true, even my cock has a visor

 

Happy Birthday. How old are ya?

 

Ugh! I hit 39 and will hang on for dear life!

 

I started rounding up to 40 at 35 so I won't be a day older till 45 when I turn 50.

Just kidding I don't give a damn. Will be 40 in October though.

 

Wow... you guys are brining the average age of the Fugly poster all kinds of up.

Actually, we have all aged. Years ago, the average age was 27, I think.

http://forums.fugly.com/showthread.php?t=1682&highlight=average

 

I'll stand by with my big, rubber truncheon to referee the event. And don't worry, Phatboy has his hose primed and ready to squirt should things get too frenzied.