Long time no see

Haven't been on here in a long ass while. How's everyone been?

 

beans beans the magical fruit...


Too bad you wern't killed in iraq

 

Smurfslappa!

So tell about the tour of duty.

 

Woah now... I just barely went through basic training AND my combat medic training. I also still have another year of nursing training ahead of me. I haven't been anywhere yet. I probably won't be seeing anything next year, either. Somewhere in 2009, maybe. I didn't sign up for the shitty MOS, I made sure I got somewhat of a good deal.



And Dwayne's still around? Damn... Is he running on his last three feet of colon or what?

 

Which episode of Dateline NBC are you on, again?

 

I think that this is smurf van. I saw it parked outside his house.

 

The one where I think I'm meeting up with Barry's daughter, but I actually run into the missing 10 feet of your colon.

 

It's missing? Just remember, when you go over seas, they will kill you for fucking around with their children over there.