ghost hunt

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so i indulged my mother last night and went on a ghost hunt with her to a very prestigious very old house here in town. there were several of us, some of which were from TAPS. one was a 'transmedium' who could communicate with the spirits in the house. :

i found it interesting that the communication got better with each smoke break and glass of wine. :

after sitting for a half hour, in the dark, in the library with my mother, they decided that a spirit had attached itself to my mother and was blocking any communication between the 'realms'.. so they took her outside in the dark and put holy water on her to make it detach from her. :

all in all, it was pretty boring, i got back home way too fucking late and had to get up at the ass crack of dawn. but, i did get to spend time with my mom, and that wasn't so bad.

 

Was it humping her leg? Make sure the holy water is cold, that should do it.

 

You have to have a cup of shroom tea inbetween the glasses of wine hten it all comes together.

 

So was it this kind of haunted house?

 

Do those two guys from TAPS really work for Roto Rooter or is that just some clever marketing?

 

You were there and the house was very dark?

I want to go next time.

 

Put your shirt on Barry.

 

the funniest thing to me is that most of the people i've told have been pissed with me that i didnt invite them! it really wasnt as fun as they think it should be. they lost me with the holy water.

nice pic, phat.. you clean up real good

 

Are you scared stiff yet?????

Can I be?

 

the seance has been scheduled for july 19th back at the house. for those of you who're interested, i'll keep you posted.

 

That will be the coolest thing ever. A seance that is scheduled for last month.

If by chance you meant AUGUST 19th, please let me know where.

I will hide in the basement, and scare the living Belzebub out of everybody. You video the chaos, and sell the tape to America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

it's august? when did that happen?

yes, the seance is scheduled for AUGUST 19th. and hiding in the basement won't work, cause.. it's an old house in ALABAMA. but there is supposed to be a spirit in the attic. guess you could go hang with him. maybe you could share old civil war stories. his about northern aggression,, yours about football.

 

Ill bing some ghosts

 

That looks like the ghost cartman was that one halloween.....

 

I swear I would hide in the attic. Just let me in a little early. We could have more fun than you could ever imagine. I'll clank some keys, moan a little, and then scream. Can you imagine the fun?

Then right at the most scary moment of all, I'll yell "TOUCHDOWN AUBURN!!!!". If that won't make them beleivers, I don't know what will.

Please?

 

Do you think these men have any clue how retarded they look?

 

Nope, and that's the saddest part of all.

'Them sum seeerus sum beeches'

 

no, but thats why it's fun to laugh at them

 

Reminds me of the Supremacist Dave Chappelle did. Funniest sketch ever done by him in my opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2Anx4fB8c