What's Your Sexual Preference?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Pervert, Dec 26, 2000.

  1. Pervert

    Pervert New Member

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    I'm a heterosexual but I dunno about what I'll be when I'm older... Who knows?

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    I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, sitting in the moonlight, kids(mainly Lil boys), arts and crafts, jump roping, masturbation, and the occasional porno...
     
  2. Anti-Thesis

    Anti-Thesis New Member

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    Transsexual hookers with no teeth all the way for me...
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Random children and duct tape
     
  4. FunBobby

    FunBobby New Member

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    ahh i finally see u telling the truth IMC, i finally see that u admit that children regularly beat u up and tie u up in duct tape, dont feel bad any guy as lowlife as you would have trouble overpowering a few kids....

    i now know why kids dont feel scared around you IMC, you dont really pose a threat to anyone
     
  5. Anti-Thesis

    Anti-Thesis New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FunBobby:
    ahh i finally see u telling the truth IMC, i finally see that u admit that children regularly beat u up and tie u up in duct tape, dont feel bad any guy as lowlife as you would have trouble overpowering a few kids....

    i now know why kids dont feel scared around you IMC, you dont really pose a threat to anyone
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    Whats your obsession with IMC? you want to bend his legs back behind his head and give him a rimjob? you would love to feel any one of our dicks between your lips wouldn't you knobjobby? Getting sick of that fine scottish beef are we?

    Remember, be merry and be well... Jesus loves you, you sheep molesting faggot...

    I needed to pick on someone tonight, and you happened to be the biggest fag in here...

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    Gonosyphiherpilaids...
     
  6. timeforyumyums

    timeforyumyums New Member

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    I would be a bi-sexual full time bitch thank you very much. I will continue to be bi until the day my brother's dick falls off! That would be greeenapplesplatters. How are all my bitches doing?

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    I made snacks
     
  7. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    My dick better not fall off! You want some neices and nephews don't you?

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    You da best he-bitch in my man stable.If I had two more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Im going to willmington, and I need a place to stay, and a crack hook-up.. yall help a nigga out
     
  9. timeforyumyums

    timeforyumyums New Member

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    You need a place to stay? You can stay in Greenapplesplatters fat asshole. Its big enough right?
    The crack thing is a bit old over here might want to switch to something that will let your true self come out and show the world just how much of an ass you can really make of yourself....In other words....ACID!

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    I made snacks
     
  10. Celestia

    Celestia New Member

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    Hetero!! (although...)
    Been known to lick carpet..only if it's shag!
    Had a really interesting convo with the family dog whilst tripping on purple haze..


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    I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing,but I think unicorns are kick ass!!
     
  11. timeforyumyums

    timeforyumyums New Member

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    Do unicorns even have an ass?!

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    I made snacks
     
  12. Fecal Leaker

    Fecal Leaker New Member

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    Unicornhole's are very gay

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    I shit snacks
     
  13. Fried Lice

    Fried Lice New Member

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    my sexual prefrence is handfulls of fried hair bugs.. not really. but i bet a couple of bitches might do the trick?

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    There on the carpet,
    Evidence of my neglect:
    Did not walk the dog.
     
  14. imported_dirty_sanchez

    imported_dirty_sanchez New Member

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    Upside down with goats, and peanut butter, and mangos. U like mangos.
     
  15. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    ahhh the inverted goat/peanut butter fetish....one of my personal favorites

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    Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse
     

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