You guys might want to wipe the brown off of your nose. It's not a good look. Next thing we'll know you'll be members of the PLO. Uh, oh!
It could be one of those shirts that do not have a front or back. That way, you could put a picture of a man on one side, and a woman on the other. People could change which one is out front on any given day according to their mood. You could also sew pockets on the inside to hold bombs and such, and attach a velcro choker holder on the collar. There ya go - a Nursey Shirt.
Post something brilliant Nursey. You'll soon find how much trouble it is to keep a forum interesting.