Did You Know.....about Dan?

I believe they call that a clitoris.

 

Hey, I had just got out of the pool. It was cold. There was SHRINKAGE!!

 

Barry how would you know what a clitoris looks like? I mean it has to have been years at this point.

 

The clitoris is a myth just like the female orgasm.

 

I had a refresher course recently in order to recertify.

 

Did you pass?

 

with flying colors.

 

You know, this thread sat here for like a week with no responses. Fuck you bithches.

No zanaflex tonight though, fucking barry,......trying to ruin my buzz and shit.

 

hey phat - how you doing? got your buzz back yet?

 

Well, I've had a combo toothahe and earache going for several days. I got a bottle of Lortabs that I am eating two at a time. Last night I hurt so bad I washed two down about 2 oz of EverClear. There is something about pain that ruins a good buzz. All I felt was a minor relief. Much to my suprise, I didn't die in my sleep. I am certain of this because I woke up at 4:00AM in agony.

Zanaflex away, brave soul. Let not the fear of death discourse you from your journey to Nirvana.

 

did you know, mixing Oxycodone and xanax feels really nice

 

Yeah, it's that blissful, euphoric feeling you get right before your automatic respiration reflex stops.

Check your PMs Dwaine.

 

It's Sat, 28 Jul 2007 22:20:24 -0400. Do you know where you are?
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Did you know... A survey reported that 12% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife?[/FONT]


The same 12% that watch "America has Talent", no doubt.