Harlan, Darling...

how brilliant of you... you found us.

but next time, be a doll and book your appointment with me instead of one of my employees.. it's just too awful to imagine you wanting to see her instead of me.

 

Are you pretty Is Tie massage the one where there is a kids pool with oil and naked rubbing Will you show me a picture of you I will send one for me too.

 

... your broken english and immaturity is not a turn-on. your appointment has been cancelled.

 

i have my own pool can we still be friends?

 

I think you crossed a line Harlan. Just because you have access to email addresses doesn't mean you can harrass people without recourse.

ImP is my friend, and I'm reporting you to your probation officer.

Oh, and Schmed wants his sock back and Kimmie Su is pissed that her favorite bowl smells like KY jelly.

 

there you go, kicking his ass and then you blow it with a comment like that.

 

I'm sitting in his driveway right now. Do you want him dead or just maimed?

 

actually, if he happens to be married, i'd love his telephone number..

 

you dumb motherfuckers never heard the expression "sex crazed, and retard strong". Keep pushing your luck.

 

there he goes again..

 

can I still come if i also bring my oils too? i promise not to touch you cause a lot because some of my fingers are off http://www.fugly.com/videos/5694/fugly_july5.html

im not married so we can make out. we can just lye here in our underwear. nothing has to happen

 

Don't worry, Sarah has a sock full on nickels she's going to use to make sure Harlan knows not to pull any stunts like that again. It's all been taken care of.