the truth about dogs

Her dog was oh so fucking cute and my dog looks fucked up? She acts weird, but she's cute as hell.

 

And yes we cut the grass this weekend.

Oh really, where do you live, Vietnam?

I think your dog looks constipated.

 

You know

Papasan - whasfo suppa?

mamasan - kitte cate'

Papasan - same as las night! Fur ball no pass ayet!

mamsan - u ratha hava poochie moochie?

Papasan - ya ya with wrinkle face and white rice'. Maka summa that fo legga gravy too!

mamasan - yo daddy hacka poochie for dinna san?

Papasan - o legga gravy make -a me so horny!

 

That was pretty funny, you must be trying to imitate the maj.

Of course i dont think for shizzle is in the native dialect of vietnam, yet.

Now had you said, "fo legga gravy make -a me so horny" then it would have fit.

 

Check the edit.

Yes, Major is my hero when it comes to a quick wit.

 

I was never in love with you. What do you expect?

 

your pup is darling. don't let the boys get to you..

and i'm right there with you on the $/not being told the truth thing.. georgie spent last night at the vet's he woke with tapeworms yesterday morning after being told he'd been 'wormed' and he has a problem on one foot and will come home with an elizabethan collar today. so not only do i have to explain this crap to my children, but i also have to put up with my husband's jokes and the ones here as well.

that's what we get for falling for the mongrels.

 

Please post pics.......

I guess I will have to get a picture of my 4-legged terrorist so you can make fun of her. 4lbs of poop machine. The good thing is that she isnt much bigger than a football, so if you kick her just right you can get about 30yards of carry......

I joke I joke.

 

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You think you are doing a nice thing for a poor little dog and it backfires in your face. It's not our dogs fault, but these shelter workers need to be up front and honest. They almost didn't let me take her because she was to be spayed before she left the shelter. I can't see how they can be so picky and demanding when they have no qualms about gassing these poor dogs. I am so pissed that my dogs could end up with mange that I want to go down there and raise hell. And part of me wants to just give her back, but she would be the one to get screwed in the deal. I am just tired of the stress! I have another appt with the vet today to have her legs looked at and treat her for kennel cough. Which will end up meaning I have to treat my other two for kennel cough as well.

Phatboy, post pics. And I still don't get he Vietnam thing.

 

I think the tall grass in the pic? Jungle? Get it? Nobody said it was funny but I think you need some closure.

 

It was a sad attempt, but yes, it was supposed to be humor, or even humour.

I will take some snaps of the poo machine gun when I get home.

 

I figured someone would make a comment about the grass, hence the statement about mowing the lawn.

 

I've been called worse.

 

We got to puppys in march a male and a female we got em cos some cunt was after drowning em,anyway anyone know how old puppys have to be before they can get pregnant there 7 months old he keeps trying to mount her but she aint interested just wondered how old before she responds to him?

 

Is this really about you?

 

Congrats on the puppies! She won't be interested until she goes into heat. If she's 7 mos old, she may go into heat at any time (but that may be too young to breed... ask a vet) Keep in mind that while she is in heat, her cha-cha will swell up HUGE... it will look like she has balls and she will bleed and bleed for weeks and will be a miserable experience for everyone involved. You will have to get her panties and pads or you will have blood on everything. You can get stuff at a pet store, but I just used old panties of mine and women's pads. And don't worry, the male will slide the panties over and go to town. My neutered male did. I didn't think he would really do it, but they got it on and it was terrible because they were both screaming.

Personally, I think you should just forget about breeding and get her spayed. Getting a female spayed greatly reduces her risk of getting breast cancer. If she gets spayed before her first heat, she has about a zero percent chance. I wish I would have known this before my girl went into heat. I wouldn't have waited so long.

And have your boy's boys balls lasered off. He won't stray and/or get injured/knock another bitch up.

 

I think your old g-string may have provided insufficient cover.

 

This is my 4lbs of puppy power.

This is her, "Why no, I didnt pull this paper in here" look.



and this is the, "I hate belly rubs, please dont rub my belly" look.

 

your dog looks possessed.