I need you guys help.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I have a friend, a glassblowing friend, She is a vid collector of "squished" pennies, she is going to try and collect enough fo the guiness record (there isn't one yet) but this is where i need youse guys, she needs people to send her squished pennies, here is a site that shows you where they are located globally (not all but a lot ) http://pennycollector.com/ .If you can get me a penny, IM or PM me, so I can make arrangements for you to mail hem to me (more the merrier) and help her out. I'll try to make it up to you somehow. Thanks in advance.
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    If there isn't a record wouldn't her having one set the record?
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah but if you have ONE, and make a record of one, pay the $200 bucks to claim that record, then some ass can challenge it for $50 and have 40 of them. Also Guiness has a standard "is this a legitimate record?" So people can't say "wow I had the worlds longest nosebleed, 2 minutes"
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Ahh i didn't know you had to do all that crap
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah, you can't just say "im gonna set a record, and BAM!" Gueiness is a business, a very lucrative one
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    I remember when I was a kid seeing the old Happy Days Episode with the catching change off your elbow. Man I use to work on that and work on that. I think I got up to like 45 quarters.
     
  7. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Whats the fuck is a 'squished' penny you gotta keep it simple if you want help.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    what part i perplexing you tommy? the squished? or the Penny?
     
  9. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    I know that dickhead but whats the 'heres a site that shows where they can be located globably'??
    pennys are everywhere what the fuck does that mean,think janet and john books dwaine use small words and pictures if possible.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Trust him on this one...
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    http://pennycollector.com/




    i'd like a set of those london dungeons too
     
  12. tommy710

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    Aaaah now its all making sense,i live 250 miles away from london and i aint going all that way just to get you some stretched pennys,hope that helped you out dude.
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

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    Oh, I thought I had to place them on the railroad tracks like I did as a kid. I'll see what I can come up with.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yes that too
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

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    I think there is a place here in town that has one of those machines. I think it's 50 cents a pop I will run and see if they still have it. I will do a couple if it's still there.
     
  16. JEFE

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    Why doesn't she just buy a sledge hammer and smash her own pennies? Do they have to be imprinted, like the ones you get from those souvenir machines?

    When I first read your post, I thought you said she was a video collector of smashed penises.
     
  17. tommy710

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    See dwaine its not just me thats confused easily,is that all you want the stretched pennys from the souvenir machines cos i could get you a blackpool tower one or a southport pier one or a wigan pier one or even a beatles one i go to liverpool regular id be happy to help,fuck me that was hard work you sure your not female dwaine?
     
  18. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    God I must be going nuts. The first time I read this I thought you said that
    "she is a vid collector of squished penises."
     
  19. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Too much Freud
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    it's supposed to say an avid collector of squashed pennies. I think she wants to set the record"largest collector of squashed pennies from around the world" I guess technically you could get a sledge hammer and smash them all day, but the souvenir ones are just nicer.

    Im sure you can google videos of squashed penises, and there is a website for you out there
     

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