Bugs = my wife for you that don't know. She walked out of the office today, tripped on a shadow, broke her wrist, bruised a knee, and sprained her ankle. This will be her 5th fall that resulted in broken bones, so we are well trained in the drill. She is now laid up on the couch demanding that I wait on her hand and foot. (pun intended) She has a whole bottle Lortabs, and a TV remote. She is now enjoying the evening fully. Please send her an email tomorrow, and encourage her to hold a handrail when she walks. Bugs can be harrassed at bugs_swope@mchsi.com. Please send her a "get well soon and learn to walk upright" greeting.
Two of the times were down a flight of 14 stairs going ass over tea kettle. She broke one bone each time. Her problem is that she won't use handrails, not osteoperosis. She fell today because she gets in a hurry and doesn't watch where she is going. She got a hairline fracture on her pinky finger. It took 12 x-rays to find it, so I guess I hyped it a bit. Oh, and catch me on chat later Dan. I have a new Karen Carpenter single that we can listen to together.
I dont know if she has a sister, but if she does I may have married her. My wife is just as clumsy, she just hasnt broken anything.
My wife just forgets everything. Like this week. My boss is on vacation so I'm working his shift and all that. Again for the 4th day in a row she has asked me if I'm working late. I feel I need to post it some were in the house so she will stop asking.
I know that they say we have selective hearing, but I have told her something, and then have her call me back 10 minutes later and ask the same thing again. Dont get me started on her losing stuff. Car keys, mail, her ID, money, and she asks how I've had the same wallet for 10 years. . . . I tell her the wallet isnt the trick, its the original social security card and selective service card that is impressive.
OK, evidently the above email had a block on it. Please try again. I am in day two of the "hand and foot" routine. Send get well cards to bugs_swope@mchsi.com
see? ou guys got it all wrong. You need a little box to keep under your bed.Then steal a woman, keep her in said box until you are ready to fuck her. Blow a loaf, and toss her back in the box.The upside, a bad day, fuck her and then break her neck. Then just off to the shopping mall for a replacement
