Have you ever....

.....taken a shit so big you think they should make taking a shit an Olympic sport?

.....taken a shit that made you sweat?

.....taken a shit so big that you had to flush twice cause it was above the water and stinking really bad?

....taken a shit so big that you just left, cause you knew it was going to stop the toilet up?


Why do they call it taking a shit? I mean, you arent taking anything. You are leaving something, but you arent taking it anywhere. What the fuck is up with that?

 

They call me Tater Sienfeld.

 

...... loved somebody so much it makes you cry?
..... needed someone so bad you can't sleep at night?

 

And then you have one huge shit at the office of course you do not flush because your so proud but you do concoct a story about some greasy ugly fat ass truck driver comming into the office to use the shitter. All the while forgetting about your love interest.