Dr. Captain America grabs girls crotch offer burrito and some pot

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CAP'N CREEP GRABS GAL
BURRITO IN MASKED MOLESTER'S TIGHTS
By TODD VENEZIA
X-MAN:A bar-spangled "Captain America" (above) got busted for fondling a woman and showing her his burrito during a boozy Florida jaunt. Cops said the superzero's secret identity is Dr. Raymond Adamcik.
April 25, 2007 -- A doctor in a Captain America costume went from superhero to super villain when he stuffed a burrito in his tights and groped a woman in a bar, cops said.

Dr. Raymond Adamcik - who hails from New Jersey and attended the state's University of Medicine - was busted Saturday while partying with a group of doctors all dressed as comic-book characters in Melbourne, Fla., according to published reports.

Things got ugly when he and his costumed comrades arrived by bus at the On Tap Café for a few libations.

"It was just a group of doctors that were traveling throughout the city going from bar to bar," a Melbourne police spokeswoman told a local TV station.

The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place.

Her boyfriend turned into the real hero when he fought off the mauling medic, knocking him to the ground before calling cops.

Police had trouble finding the real perp because so many of the other doctors at the party were also dressed as Captain America.

The officers had to take everyone dressed as the patriotic hero - at least five revelers - out of the bar and place them in an impromptu line-up.

The victim picked out Adamcik as the graphic groper.

"I guess when you add liquor and superhero costumes, it creates stuff like this," tavern owner Darlene Munson told the Orlando Sentinel.

The Brevard County, Fla., doctor allegedly made things worse for himself when he was caught trying to flush a marijuana joint down a toilet in the town's jail.

The internal-medicine doc - who had reportedly never been in trouble before - was charged with battery, disorderly conduct and drug possession.

 

You post some boring, pointless shit, don't you?

 

That's funny. I always thought you were a boring pointless piece of shit.

 

I guess if by posting I instigated one of your posts then I may have been an accessory to a boring pointless shitty post but I don't think I can be charged with the actual boring pointless shitty post which is really your mothers fault although your father had to have something to do with it even though he was probably long gone by the time you were born.

 

I am curious as to which fine piece of literature actually calls it a burrito. That is the funniest part of the whole story.

 

What I find funny is that you sat there for roughly 4 minutes trying to think that response up.

 

Me? Know I actually read most of the article.

I know you have probably tried to feed the capt america picture some asparagus.....he could be your new beau....

 

No even.... :

 

Got to disagree with you Reiz. Pretty funny stuff.

 

I once again fucked up, I thought both posts after Reiz's where made by Michelle...I think I lost my mojo....

 

Damn the asparagus!!!!!!!

;D

 

Um... Both posts immediately following Reiz's were made by Michelle (or Dan, as it is). The third response was from phatboy, whom managed to slip it in a mere 31 seconds before you hit 'Post'...

Now, I have to ask, being a concerned friend and all, but... Have you been taking drugs lately? It's okay to talk about it. We're all friends here, you can share with us. I know the asparagus consequences hit you hard and all - but was it that bad for you to turn to the street to detach from reality?

Schmed, I want you to join in the circle. Hold the hand of the person beside you as you close your eyes and begin to let loose of all your pain.

!!!OH SHIT, hey... I just thought of something - maybe the asparagus thing was payback for every time you had to put up with the smell of one of those gook's fucking kimchi breath! I swear, you can smell that shit a fucking mile away, with it's damn decaying cabbage odor. What a wretched curse to put upon one self's body, that repugnant rotting smell every time their mouth is open... I hope you started to pull out and sprayed your load all over her tongue, so that nasty bitch could taste the repercussions of your diet, as I'm sure you've had to endure in the past. I'm just curious here, but I know the odor of that decaying plant material oozes through their sweat glands - does it get into the vaginal fluids any? When you're eating an Asian chick out, do you get that rotten cabbage flavor on top of fish?

I'm just curious, and normally I wouldn't ask, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's the smell of kimchee. Especially when it's been fermenting even longer in someone's mouth. Makes me want to fucking puke.

Wow, what a way to change the subject, eh?

 

Christ....i think it's the lack of drugs...


Help me Lomo!! Help me get my mojo back!!

 

If you guys start exchanging asparagus I don't want to hear about it.

 

Hey, you just stay out of it, unless you want a forced kimchee/asparagus mouthful while duct taped to a table with the "Use Your Illusion" albums being played at high volume in the background...

 

You know, I hate to say it, but ZING!

 

You probably find that waste of television air time called "King of the Hill" funny too, you fucking redneck.

 

so dan's real name is Raymond Adamcik?

 

"King of the Hill" I love that show.

 

"Damn it, Bobby"