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My bf just discovered asparagus and thinks it's great. Good thing I am a frigid bitch.

 

But does it smell funny when he pulls it out of your butt?

 

Geez... you are starting to sound like him with that butt talk.

 

Well if the "Old" ball n chain starts to get fatal attraction on you just eat a pound of asparagus a day for a week.

 

I'm afraid that Schmed, aside from asparagus, is quite content with his current meat diet...

 

That spoon is truly frightening.

 

Well I did that fucking wrong.

 

Is that why your "beau" is leaving you? He doesn't like how you fuck?

 

Reiz, do you like asparagus?

 

Never even tasted it. Must be a yank thing?

 

Leave it to Reiz to randomly pop up to partake in my misery..thaks Reiz, I missed you too.

 

Some people like to taste it after a yank... Or so I've heard... :