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I have just been told I can never, ever, under any circumstances eat asparagus again. My current beau just told me this after an unfortunate incident. What's more important. Aspargus or this particular girl?

 

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND!

What kinda man eats asparagus in the first place? is you question really should I leave the curret beau and finally come out of the closet?

Cheers!

Checkers!

 

I'm just wondering what this "incident" was. ???

I like buttered Asperagus.

 

Golden Showers Gone Wrong, Vollume 3: Schmed learns a lesson.

 

You don't get a lot of head, do ya Joe?

Asparagus is said to make the flavor of semen unbearable. Just ask Schmedly's "beau"...

PS: Schmed... you might want to look up the definition of beau before using it next time...

 

Jesus christ, I guess I should of looked that up, though it's making me laugh my ass off right now.

 

Nah, I just don't eat a lot of aspargus.

 

Tip # 2:

Check to see whom the question is directed to before responding... ;D ;D

 

This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while.

So Schmed, before we vote to oust your new BEAU, can we get a picture?

 

I really couldn't have more stupid stuff all in a row could I of...god I hate you guys.

 

I know, there's only one beau for you... :-*

And... I'm starting to see why you have such a crush on Spiderman, what, with the tights and all...

 

I vote that we all never speak of this thread again...fuckers.

 

;D ;D ;D

(Sorry, bro...)

 

NO you're not..ass. ;D ;D

 

....I was gonna respond but ah never mind.

 

I know, I know... Someone did it for you... :

 

And I quote

 

On the contrary, if you want repeat business, eat pineapple. Asparagus is supposed to make your seed bitter. Pineapple and other fruits are said to sweeten the load. Load up on the Dole slices. Your beau will be glad you did.