Fucking drug tests... There's been a lot of drama lately at work, they're sending people down to piss left and right...
Oddly enough, you're 100% correct. We've got an assistant manager that's in love with one of the PRI's (some kind of contract with the state that employs former inmates and drug rehab individuals). They're both males, and the root of the problem we're seeing is his favoritism towards said PRI. The guy's a "former" crackhead that somehow managed to get away with 5 "no call/no shows" without any repercussions. I'm late one day, and I get written up (on the same fucking day this moron has one of those no call/no shows, recovering from his binge). We get paid on Fridays, and this shit always happens the day afterwards - it's one thing to enjoy a recreational drug, but to wait until payday to fucking blow your cash on a quick high that prevents you from making it to work the next day is another. What does upper management (above store level, influenced by said assistant manager) do? They start calling everyone else out on these 'random' fucking drug tests. Nevermind the fact that the most obvious drug user (the one that lets it affect his 'performance' at work to the point where he doesn't even show up), DOESN'T get tested. Now, I get along with everyone in question, and have even enjoyed some rather interesting conversations with said PRI, but he's a chickenshit (in the regard that he spreads rumors about others in an effort to take the focus off himself), and he talks shit behind my back on my days off. This is but a brief "Cliff's Notes" on the whole situation, and I'd rather not put to words what I think of this stupid fucking 'sewing circle jerk' fag behavior. This is why I cannot enjoy a proper April 20th.
I'll mail you my urine. It's clean. I can pass any drug test. I should charge people for my clean piss.
Oh yeah... I forgot about that... Wonder what Ulfur did to celebrate... He probably suspended that Jew mistress of his while kicking her in the head with those boots of his...
