Volvo

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Mar 16, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Anyone got one or know anyone that has/had one? I'm thinking about getting a used one. I think they are ugly, but safe.
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What did you do to the Volvo you were born with? I didn't know that you could wear it out, or that your volvo was replaceable.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    Just got to lube it up and it is good as new. Have a good mechanic look at it next thing you know its got a stiff upper lip and ready to run another 100k (That's hundred thousand miles unless you seek the assistance of a french mech.) leave the protection to the driver they got rain suites you know.
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    vulva. I get it.

    I aint laughing, but I get it.
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    yeah, vulva... that was gay

    Joeslogic, you speaking from experience?
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    :)
     
  7. Lomotil

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    I've heard that they're excellent cars. Reliable and very safe. The new designs aren't too shabby looking, either. If the price is right, go for it.
     
  8. Disorder

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    Yeah but who wants to live forever? Might as well be euphoric from the overproduction of adrenaline when you slam your 120pmh roadster into a tree.
    Also do you have a family? Because thats what they're really for; the protection of said family.

    Live a little. If you don't you'll turn into my someone like my Father and he's boring, miserable, pessamistic old coot who never takes any risks and never spends any money because he's such a boring sod.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    The new S80 has a heartbeat sensor you know, in case there is "a murderous criminal hiding in the back seat" and I think it's the one that brakes for you if you get too close to the car in front of you or some shit like that. I don't have 40k to spend on a car. I was thinking about a used one with a dickload of miles.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    Um... *looks down* Genetically I am not your father, but we might be soul mates.
     
  11. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Is a dickload like an assload?
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, kinda but dicks don't hold as much as asses.
     
  13. phatboy

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    Depends on the size of the ass.
     
  14. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Get a used toyota or honda. They will run as long as you keep oil in them.
     
  15. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    LOL, well it was a joke, my point was volvos arn't 'fun', but you dont want fun do you? :p

    The Germans make efficient and generally safe cars and if you dont goto their parties they'll come getcha'
     
  16. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    eh?.. volvo are swedish? ???
     
  17. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    That's just one invasion away from being correct, though. ???
     
  18. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    I didnt say volvos were german, I just stated that german cars are (usually) well made.
     
  19. phatboy

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    The swedes make volvo? huh. Didnt know that.....

    Explains a lot though.....

    on another note,

    has anyone else noticed how volkswagens all smell the same on the inside? I dont think the new ones are that bad, but the beetles and old rabbits all smelled the same.......
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    obviously i misunderstood :-X

    and they certainly turned skoda around
     

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