ok, so i admit that i've had 'back in black', 'star wars' and the theme from 'batman' on my phone. but from this point forward - i am so sick of the stupid fucking ringtones. if it isn't my dad's college fight song it's some off-pitched nasal-voiced idiot singing 'she thinks my tractor's sexy' or 'london bridge'... and the vulgar shit that i wouldn't allow my children to hear that is coming from these phones is ridiculous. from this point forward i've had enough. half of the time they don't even sound like anything because the speakers on the tiny ass phones are so fucking distorted - god i wish we could go back - back to the barter system, papers and pencils, WRITING letters. jesus when did i become a republican? this stupid polyphonic shit is driving me crazier and crazier. it's bolero from here on out.
Aha! maybe the uni-bomber was really onto something after all. I remember when everyone was scrambling to get a pager it was the “cool thing” I would not get withing ten feet of one. Hell it was only a few years ago that I finally relented and got a cell. Only to spend hours agonizing over what ringtone I could download that would universally impress all people who hear and at the same time represent who I am as a person..... NOT!
"Crawling" by Linkin Park (midi version) has been mine for years. Except when a call comes from home, then its some crap that sounds like it came of a Spongebob Squarepants cartoon but it's distinctive, so I know it's the wife (and I run.)
