There is a God...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Now, I haven't bought from them yet, but I saw a sign on my way home tonight that led me to this website...

    http://www.exoticmeats.com/store/index.php?cPath=24_31

    I've linked to the page that should offer the best fucking swine ever. I plan to visit this place soon and give a full review.

    For those that haven't tried it - wild boar is some of the best fucking meat in the universe. I also plan to get some of their alligator sausage. I tried it in the French Quarter, and it was pretty fucking tasty.

    As a member of P.E.T.A. association* - I had to mention this...

    *People Eating Tasty Animals
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    there is a wild game market a few miles from here, that sells wild game at a fraction of that cost. Wild boar, the prime cuts are $8 a lb. Ostrich is a hefty $25 a lb. Ostrich eggs are $12 each
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    Mmmmmm, tastes like Peregrine Falcon.

    I have had fried 'gator and am a fan but have not tried it as sausage. Wild Boar is something I've not tried but I am now inspired to run some through my body.

    Barry, where's our nearest "All Things Dead Wild Game Superstore?"
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I hate you all.
     
  5. ucicare

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    My freezer, I guess.

    I have Deer, Tuna, Grouper, and Wahoo. I could get all the fresh raccoon you want too. My brother-in-law actually has some wild boar in his freezer. I swear it smelled up the whole house last time he cooked it.
     
  6. MAJ Havoc

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    You might have had some mule meat. It smells like ass.
     
  7. ucicare

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    He shot a wild hog while deer hunting, and tricked me into trying the meat by telling me it was venison.

    Nasty stuff.
     
  8. tommy710

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    Are you a veggie or sommat??
    Id love to try wild boar or gator or something exotic but the best you can get over here is stray alley cat its not quite the same.
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Apparently this place has a storefront somewhere here - I would think that the prices would be a bit cheaper than ordering online. I hope, at least.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    Yep. 14 years in July.
     
  11. tommy710

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    Fuck me why??
     
  12. ucicare

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    Pretty much explains why you want to kill yourself 5 days out of 7.

    I didn't evolve my way to the top predator in the food chain to settle for lettuce.
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Technically, you haven't evolved at all, nor will you ever during the course of your lifetime, as evolution occurs in a species, and not in an individual...

    But hey, who's keeping track? ;)
     
  14. ucicare

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    My knuckles drug the ground when I was 18, and now they don't. Explain that.
     
  15. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    You started walking on two legs and not four? Happens to us all, but usually within the first few years of development...
     
  16. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You were funnier before the meds.
     
  17. MAJ Havoc

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    My wife is evolving into her mother who is becoming my wife's grandmother. I got a picture of them all with my daughter at Christmas. It's like some kind of "decension of woman" poster.
     
  18. Lomotil

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    Aaaaw, I wuv you too! :) :) :-*
     

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