Tex Hep woth H & R Scum

Did you know, if you claim 17 dependents, you never have to pay anything back? Also lie about how muh yo really paid, and get a larger return. Consider it a return on your investment. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask them

 

I've heard if you claim above 9 the account in charge of payroll is required by law to report you to IRS...

 

I heard that you can go to jail for tax evasion.

 

Pishaw, remember, blue lights are merely a suggestion to pull over.

 

I am going to claim I am a preacher and am absolved of all Taxes, seeing as I have a Holy Wii in my house.

 

Damn thats a good idea, if nothing else claim the wii as a dependant

 

that is so true, energy hogging bastard.

 

A better idea is to start a new religion with the wii as it's God. Create a miniature replica of the Wii as an icon to worship, and file for tax exempt status as the "FIRST CHURCH of the DIVINE WEE Wii"

Take up offerings at the door, play video games as a form of worship, molest little kids in the back room, include beer and weed as sacrements.

Dwaine, you half way there now, so this should work.

I can hear your dad now Dwaine - "Son, I am so proud of you. I always knew that you would end up in the Ministry one day."

 

Jesus built Dwaine's hotrod.

 

It's a love affair...

 

I think the Wii could claim S.A.W. as a dependent

 

Maybe I will divorce my wife and move to a state that will let me marry my Wii. At least it doesn't complain when I fiddle with it.

 

You only have to press Wii's button once to turn her on.

 

I press my wifes buttons and she gets mad.

 

SCORE:

Wii: 1
Wife: 0

 

If you mess around with an Xbox the Wii doesn't get jealous. If you mess around with an Ex-box, your wife will kill you.

SCORE:

Wii: 2
Wife: 0

 

The Wii doesnt get cranky every 28 days.....

Wii - 3
Wife - 0

 

I decide if I wanna play for 30 seconds or 3 hours, the Wii doesn't care as long as I am happy. Sheesh you last only 30 seconds and you have to hear about it for 3 hours

Wii - 4
Wife - 0

 

Not if you punch her in er lippy mouth..Oh, Wii dosent file assualt charges,
Wii -5
wife - 0

 

silly boy.. don't you know that's her way of making you think you rock her world? making you think that she just can't get enough? there are lots of women who are happy it only lasts a little while.. that way they can finish themselves off.