It should, but it won't. The Superbowl is so hyped that it almost isn't even real football. The game usually sucks. I swear it represents everything that is right with the USA, and also everything that is wrong. There is a good chance that I won't even watch it. I will probably TiVo the thing just to watch the commercials later.
Right. Real football involves men in extremely short pants trying to kick a round ball into a square net. American football should change it's name to something more descriptive of the actual violence of the game. Warball. That is pretty American.
A professor said one of presidents incorperated football as a highschool sport did so to better prepare men for the army and war. I've never been able to look the fact up though. If I had TiVo I'd use it to fast forward through the comercials.
Yeah, what most of the world describes as "real football" sounds pretty much like gay porno. Daisy Suke shorts , knee high socks and playing with round balls.
Daisy Suke? Freudian slip? I think Schmed's affinity for the ladies of the Asian persuasion has resulted in a new icon.
Oh sure... You wait until it's already got bids on it to let me know you're a fan... I shipped it out last night, so maybe you can intercept it on it's way to Wisconsin... Howsabout a nice, high-volume, barely used foot pump instead? Build up those leg muscles, then kick the next person you see with a Packers hat and take it from them...