Super Bowl XLI

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by MAJ Havoc, Jan 23, 2007.

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What do you want to see?

  1. Manning finally gets a ring!

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  2. Da- BEARS!

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  3. The commercials

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  4. The PPV Lingerie Bowl at half-time

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  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    It should, but it won't.
    The Superbowl is so hyped that it almost isn't even real football. The game usually sucks.

    I swear it represents everything that is right with the USA, and also everything that is wrong. There is a good chance that I won't even watch it. I will probably TiVo the thing just to watch the commercials later.
     
  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i agree that it isn't real football
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Right. Real football involves men in extremely short pants trying to kick a round ball into a square net.

    American football should change it's name to something more descriptive of the actual violence of the game. Warball. That is pretty American.
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    A professor said one of presidents incorperated football as a highschool sport did so to better prepare men for the army and war. I've never been able to look the fact up though.

    If I had TiVo I'd use it to fast forward through the comercials.
     
  5. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Yeah, what most of the world describes as "real football" sounds pretty much like gay porno. Daisy Suke shorts , knee high socks and playing with round balls.
     
  6. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    You left out the funny hats.....
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    And half a reason to start a riot!
     
  8. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    It started out like it would be a good game....
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Daisy Suke? Freudian slip? I think Schmed's affinity for the ladies of the Asian persuasion has resulted in a new icon.
     
  10. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Ha! Ha! I missed that the first time through.

    Daisy Suke's. That sounds marketable.

     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Oh sure... You wait until it's already got bids on it to let me know you're a fan... I shipped it out last night, so maybe you can intercept it on it's way to Wisconsin...

    Howsabout a nice, high-volume, barely used foot pump instead? Build up those leg muscles, then kick the next person you see with a Packers hat and take it from them...
     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I'll even post a picture of it to further entice you...

     

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