Why is it that

When under the influence of alcohol your typing skills go totally to shit so much so that it actually seems amusing in some sort of silly way thus prompting you to make an ass of yourself.

But it seems that you can play pool like Minnesota Fats and drive a car like Mario Andretti?

 

The alcohol directly effects the different motor centers of the brain, that's why you stumble about and shouldn't do anything that requires hand-eye coordination, like driving!

 

Yeah I know I was just trying to be over the top you know. Over the top is cool.

There is some amount of truth to it though.

 

You're not Joe

 

Try typing on a laptop with a hyper-sensitive touchpad while extremely drunk.
It gets frustrating as hell.

 

no doubt I have a love the portable aspect hate the keybord/mouse aspect relationship with the laptop. Me being drunk on a laptop is really a bad combination. I know better and just stay away till I sober up.

 

Probably for the best.

 

Should you have had a "This is not a step" sticker on it?

 

Too much lotion while one handed typing causes the laptop to become very slippery.

 

Oddly enough, I type as well as I ever do when I'm drunk - it's just when I'm almost at the point of passing out that I lapse in my typinx an makew a wfew errrorsa...... ???

 

I haven't been drunk in a long time. It burns under my collarbonefor some reason when I try to drink alcohol.

And no, I'm not going to try to consume it up the other end.

 

Do energy drinks have similar effects? There's a kind of alcohol in some of them that's sugar based, different name though.