Please give me your number and address and I will come and fuck you. I am a nice guy and I will treat you right and we will be friends forever if that is what makes you happy. I will buy the plane ticket and meet you. I am better looking than you but your superior photoshop abilities have elevated your status ...... whatever... I am prepared to meet you more than half way and I am not an asshole and you won't regret it. So let's just have sex and be friends and I will make it good for you.
The Nursey fuck infatuation the goofy ballad infatuation spells Dan all over. I just don't see the Vegas connection. You think Dan was Vegas?