You know you are getting older when ...

You start to like John Denver songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dnIxbi7TwQ&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqFlI602Lbw

 

Does not change the fact the fucker couldn't fly a plane.

 

Fly yes, land no.

 

He landed just fine upside down on a mountain.

 

I thought he crashed in a lake.....

 

http://www.cnn.com/US/9710/13/denver.nc/

Monterey Bay.

I think Buddy Holly, Richie Valenz and the big Bopper hit a mountain....and Payne Stewart....

 

I think he was probably smoking pot just like in this video where I assume he has been smoking some pot before he started messing with this grizzly bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di_oyxVue2s&mode=related&search=

 

he did land upside down thou

 

You know the last thing to go through john denvers mind as he crashed????





HIS ASS......

ha ha ha,

okay that was pretty weak, but you know I have been reading about DNA for the last hour and I needed something to take my mind off of that crap-o-la

 

DNA? You want a DNA Shake?

 

You studying criminal science?

 

Nah, stupid biology class. Im working on my 3rd degree, and for some reason I have to take this crap. Not that it's boring, but I could be doing a thousand different things....

 

Don't drop the soap, phatty.

 

you dirty soap droppers. if it wasn't for your like, there would be none of those "homer-sexuals" like Johnny

 

I think "motard" is the PC term.

 

shit. I don't know which is worse being homosexual or weighing in at 400 lbs. Fortunately I don't have know about either one.