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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JEFE, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    I did get semithreatened last weekend by some biker guy but I just played it off and said Sorry man I wasn't trying to steal your girlfriend we are just playing pool. He just laughed and then he told his girlfriend that she had his number and left and we kept playing.
     
  2. phatboy

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    Ha ha ha..... :D :D :D :D :D :D

    I have been thouroughly impressed by your joseph banks shirt....ha ha ha ha
     
  3. phatboy

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    HA HA HA HA HA

    You are fucking hilarious....

    HA HA HA HA HA

    then at band camp......ha ha ha ha

    so whatever
     
  4. JhonnyVegas

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    Just drop by the bar where I play pool with your girl some night. LOZR LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
     
  5. JhonnyVegas

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    anyway hear is the shirt. I bought another one the next day.
     
  6. JhonnyVegas

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    they were on sale for 1/2 price. You know how they do it. Say here is a 100 dollar shirt and we will sell it to you for 50 bucks instead of the 23-30 dollars it is really worth.
     
  7. phatboy

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    GUFAW! You are so, like, hilarious, but I dont go to gay pool halls.....

    Nice shirt though, I bet your boyfriend likes it a lot.
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    Thats funny cause I used to do that same stunt in various different variations. Damn we could have made a hell of a team to bad back when I was doing it you were like 12 or 15. ;)
     
  9. JhonnyVegas

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    I think you are the gay guy after all you just used the word so like that's 100% gay in my book.
     
  10. JhonnyVegas

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    and so is arm wrestling guys in bars. I never arm wrestled any guys but I have arm wrestled plenty of drunk chicks. Difference between me and you. You like the guys.
     
  11. phatboy

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    Yea, and the chicks beat you arm wrestling.
     
  12. JhonnyVegas

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    No I always win but I let them act like they almost one. It's never good to completley kick ass on a girl unless they are on your team. Same way in pool.
     
  13. phatboy

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    So I am guessing you dont woo them with your intellectual prowess.........
     
  14. JhonnyVegas

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    Chicks don't give a shit about intellectual prowess. If your smart it can help but only because you don't fuck up as much provided they are in the hot category if not it doesn't matter because they expect less anyway.
     
  15. JhonnyVegas

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    Kind of like the GJ mom and girlfriend.
     
  16. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I am only about 6'1" now. I played college football at 6"3 and about 270lbs. I guess gravity has it's toll.

    I stepped on the scales yesterday at a whopping 330lbs. I know I am fast as hell, but I don't feel that big.

    Here is the proof - Christmas day, and I make an oversized reclliner look small.

     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I am so starting this semesters thesis with that line. Thank you.
     
  18. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Please post the thesis when completed. I would enjoy reading it.
     
  19. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Your smart. Don't sell you're self short.
     
  20. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Seriously? You played college football? Which college?

    I'm almost scared to keep this thread alive. I read the entire thing and pictured all of the participants head-butting lockers
     

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