Who thinks they found the biggest potato chip in the world?

I thought I did a long time ago. I told my dad about it and he asked me to show it to him and when I gave it to him he ate it. Tough lesson learned. Anyone have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

 

i remember getting a fucking huge pork scratching once about 3 years ago and it was the only one in the bag,it took me about 10 mins to get through it but i remember it as clearly as i remember my first wank.

 

you two frighten me sometimes

 

your only fucking jealous dwaine cos when you buy a bag of nuts thats what you get nothing speical about your munching habits.

 

oh yeah? put that dress back on, and I got a sack of nuts for ya

 

Hey, you two play nice. Ah, well, boys will be boys......and sometimes....girls.

 

Oi havoc you ever heard the phrase ' 3's a crowd'?????
Take the hint im making progress with dwaine here and your cramping my style.

 

http://www.worldslargestthings.com/washington/potatochip.htm

 

My apologies. And good luck with that.

 

I'm not sure what 'potato chip' really stands for but you fuckers are digusting.

 

Once I had a really loose tooth, and my Dad said he just wanted to wiggle it but he wouldn't pull it. He wiggled it a little, and then snatched it out of my mouth. It bled like crazy. It didn't really hurt, but I was so mad at him because my six year old daughter was watching and after that she would never let me wiggle her teeth when they were loose.

 

is that a euphemism for insestual fellatio?

 

And then Uncle Dwaine pulled on my bottom lip like this.....

 

LOl this is the first thread i clicked on in the new year and i got that pic and that slogan,fucking brilliant i hate this place and everyone in here but can't seem to stay away,what the fuck is wrong with me?

 

tom, you have been assimilated

 

I've been trying to swim out of here for two years.
When you find the escape hatch, please let me know where it is.

 

Found it.

 

You first.

 

Age before beauty.

 

thAT cheap liquor tastes like shit